John! Are you cruising up with us again?
The Official Spring 2011 Smoky Mtn. BMW Brodeo!
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It's been our observation that the repercussions for impersonating a Federal Campground Host can be quite intense and penetrating.
We've discovered that the FUCHO-BMD (Federal Unified Campground HOsts - Brokeback Mountain Division) have posted the Ranger Rick imposter on their 10 Most Desired list (http://fucho-bmd.nps.gov/desired.html). Intelligence indicates they are massing for a BananaRama attack at Look Rock in the near future. This would explain the trunkload of Banana Pops previously revealed. Recent exposures indicate there may be a roque sausage stuffing element involved in this as well.
It's not verified but it appears the FUCHO-BMD have a mole (aka Stevie30) in the Look Rock group. He has been observed on numerous occasions cavorting with campground host Fred (aka Ranger Rick) and has been in the forefront on several occasions when certain members of the group were harrassed by local law enforcement. He is also apparently quite fond of bananas.



Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.
That way, if you do criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together,
but it takes only one of them to scatter it all over the highway.
Evan Esar (1899 - 1995)
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Wow... nice. Sounds like the 16th of June will be a good night for photography and driving. I am HOPING to be in my new E30. Working on it.
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