Since we're all mostly guys, lets talk about our b@lls

[Mr. Burns]

Serious post.

I've had a run of really back luck health wise since June 1.
1st of June, I blow my back out and suffer a buldged disc on my lower vertebrae.

Physio starts to work well, and I'm I. My road to recovery.
Last Tuesday I wake up, and feel my groin hurts...thought it was referred pain from my back, maybe a hernia?

Fast forward to later that day, I'm walking through the mall and am stop dead in my tracks with the most intense testicle pain on the right side.

Try to walk it off,can barely walk.
Get myself to the Dr, and they do ultrasound rule out a torsion(strangled testicle)

Say it's likely something called "epididymitis" which is the devils word for holy $hit my life is over.
An inflammation if you sack n b@lls+ other business.

It's like someone kicking you in the nuts all day, without giving up.

I'm in day 4.5 of antibiotics and heavy anti inflammatory. Still no relief.

I can barely walk/let alone drive or do anything.
I usually run 4-5miles very other day.

This pain is like no other.

Anyone else catch this?
It's supposedly a bacterial infection that just "happens".

I'm happily married, so no chance of anything funny.

Please let there be someone else out there that's caught this and gotten this and recovered from it fully.

[atmobenzin]

I came here to post something witty. Now I'm leaving just sad.

[StereoInstaller1]

Oh my waffles...I went through epididymitis about 20 years ago.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epididymitis

None of your other health stuff, am was, as always, faithful...but oh my god, it was like being stabbed in the back of the sack with a hot fork. Pain beyond belief.

Worse than that, it came on all of a sudden while I was banging my wifey. Jumped up off her screaming, she thought it were something she did.

Mine took 4 full courses of anti-biotics and delayed me getting snipped by 2 years or more.

Good luck, bud.

Get well soon

Luke

[Mr. Burns]

Thanks Luke, good to know I'm not the only one...

FOUR rounds of antibiotics?!

I keep reading stuff online about people who never get over it, but it's good to read you did.

Looks like my summer is shot tho.

It's depressing like mad, embarrassing too.

Do you recall when you started to feel any relief? Week? 2 weeks?
Pm me if preferred.

[z6ne]

It's like someone kicking you in the nuts all day, without giving up.

Oh god.
That's messed up.


The power went out in my house when I was pooping and I was lighting matches to find my TP, and then blowing out the flame and putting the matches in the toilet, and I totally burnt my left nut.

[flyboyx]

oh my waffles! that really sucks waffles. hope you get over this quick.

[mrsleeve]

Holy shit I hope this never happens to me

[Fusion]

Mr. Burns.
Mr. Testicle Burns.
That sucks dood.

[F34R]

I came in here not knowing about this and I leave pretending I read none of it...

Wait till a handful of women come in here and give a heated speech on their bleeding waffleswaffleswaffleswaffless.

[Mr. Burns]

Nah, I gotta hand it up my wife.
She's the most supportive/strongest woman I know, and she's been a huge help so far.

This $hits discouraging.

[Todd Black 88]

Yes, I have had it........twice. Only one round of antibiotics though, and both times were caught early so it wasn't a rediculous amount of pain like you have.

Glw the recovery. Tell the wife and bj's speed up the healing by reducing semen build up, thus lowering overall pressure in your balls:)

[Hansel]

Yes, I have had it........twice. Only one round of antibiotics though, and both times were caught early so it wasn't a ridiculous amount of pain like you have.

This same experience here. Fairly uncomfortable but no major pain.

[LJ851]

Another misleading thread title by Mr Burns.

[Stanley Rockafella]

This one time i got a rash on my actual penis...it was not cool. This was shortly after my first time having sex. She was also a virgin (or so she said ;))

Had to go to the doctor and get some ointment for it. Had to put it on twice a day. Couldn't blow my load for weeks. I was totally bummed out....it was like the male version of a yeast infection. None of my guy friends ever heard of it, but it wasn't an actual STD (thank gawd!!)

....what you going thru sounds far worse! good gawd, all the best in your recovery!

[illest318i]

Woah, sucks for you man. Sometimes I have like fluctuating pain on my left nut, idk if its related to your situation though.