What's your car's name and why?

[BrooklynMW]

Chewbacca the Drug Mule

aka

Piggy.

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Chewbacca: When I first bought her, before having the power steering pump replaced, she would moan and cry every time I pulled her out of her parking spot. This made my neighbors not very happy. It sounded very much like, you guessed it, Chewbacca

The Drug Mule: I keep finding strange rips and tears in places that can only be justified as places to hide drugs.

Piggy: Well for one thing, BMW grills always kind of looked like pig noses to me rather than kidneys. also she's where I stick all my money into.

[nickflic3]

1st

[Holland]

Tb-303

[F34R]

Piggy

aka

Chewbacca the drug cow


Chewbacca: When I first stole her, before having the power steering pump replaced, she would moan and cry every time I pulled her out of her parking spot. This made my neighbors not very happy. It sounded very much like, you guessed it, Chewbacca

The drug cow: I keep finding strange rips and tears in places that can only be justified as places to hide drugs. Or naked dead whores.

Piggy: Well for one thing, BMW grills always kind of looked like pig noses to me rather than kidneys. also she's where I stick all my cock into it.



But I really call her Euro Slut, because I buy everything euro for her because she is my Slut.

[BrooklynMW]

Hey! you have my stupid quote in your sig! I made it man, I made it!

[Raxe]

Piggy

aka

Chewbacca the drug cow


Chewbacca: When I first stole her, before having the power steering pump replaced, she would moan and cry every time I pulled her out of her parking spot. This made my neighbors not very happy. It sounded very much like, you guessed it, Chewbacca

The drug cow: I keep finding strange rips and tears in places that can only be justified as places to hide drugs. Or naked dead whores.

Piggy: Well for one thing, BMW grills always kind of looked like pig noses to me rather than kidneys. also she's where I stick all my cock into it.



But I really call her Euro Slut, because I buy everything euro for her because she is my Slut.


But I really call her Susan, because she is just like that girl George Costanza was dating.

[Hey_You]

Bronze Bomber, well, cause it's ugly Bronze, and it's like the bomber planes from WW2, where they never knew if it would be their last trip or not.

[dashboardmonkey]

I know there probably is already a thread for this, but i'll bite

Fuckin pile of shit

I call it that because its batteries are dead, its tags are expired, its out of gas, the stereo works when it wants to and the drivers door and fender are fubar.

I have the shit to fix the door and fender (I found a door and fender local for cheaps) I just cant do it until the doc says i can walk on my foot.

Fuckin pile of shit, I still love the sexy little bitch tho.

[txtorquemade]

The Brick. 90 325i calypsrot. Like the "flying brick" ... and the color of brick
The Pimple. 87 325is. Top, hood and deck pocked with hail damage - Pimples!
Blanca - AW 2002 330i. No yellow markers or turns, or blue roundels. All black/AW.

[BigTe30]

"the cherty" ...... e30---->eCherty------>CHERTY

[Albuquerque30]

Betsy Mae Weatherby. Been that way since I was a little kid. If you're not intuitive enough, her initials are BMW. ;)

[mr.vang]

i call her rice cause she have a Volvo lip

[Jon325i]

I call my car Sits....because that's all it does since I commute by bike.

Jon

[Anguz]

janis joplin
cuz it dosent look too good but she sounds amazing

[1mz]

Ka'cha - after the most beautiful Scandinavian stripper we saw in Amsterdam this summer