FS: A piece of R3V History

[garethashenden]

Kate525i's 1993 525i. I bought it from her two years ago.

Black/Black 5 speed 207XXX miles

Brand New Bilstein HD shocks
4 rotors & pads

The entire suspension has been overhauled
5 speed swap with a ZF transmission
16" Style 9 wheels (off an 8 series)
15" bottle caps with snow tires included in sale (two good Blizzaks, two worn winterforce)
Here is a blurry picture of the car as it is now.

I'll take some better pictures this weekend.
Feel free to ask questions or PM me.

Forgot to mention $3000

[CorvallisBMW]

Paging GG

[george graves]

Why me? Fiddle is the one you want.

[Ray Smoodiver]

How much lesbian cum is on the backseat?

[george graves]

How much lesbian cum is on the backseat?

Remember when you told me, to tell you, when you're being inappropriate? You're doing it now.

[Holland]

This has got to be good...

[StereoInstaller1]

Remember when you told me, to tell you, when you're being inappropriate? You're doing it now.

Yes. A far more appropriate comment might be "wonder how many dildos are still under the back seat" or "My my, I bet LOTS of D cell batteries have died in this car" or maybe even "Is a copy of "Fisting for Dummies" included?"

A brand new (I mean COMPLETELY unused) copy of the Atkins Diet book is included, yes?

[garethashenden]

I keep remembering things to add

Euro Smilies
will get a new center bearing and flex disc on Tuesday.

[parkerbink]

How is this a historical item?

Hysterical perhaps.

[mrsleeve]

Lulz in the thread

[Ray Smoodiver]

Remember when you told me, to tell you, when you're being inappropriate? You're doing it now.

I remember no such conversation

[Ray Smoodiver]

Hysterectical perhaps.

:shifty

[garethashenden]

How is this a historical item?

Hysterical perhaps.

Historical/Hysterical what's the difference?

[parkerbink]

Historical/Hysterical what's the difference?

Really?

hys·ter·i·cal

   /hɪˈstɛrɪkəl/ Show Spelled[hi-ster-i-kuhl] Show IPA
–adjective 1. of, pertaining to, or characterized by hysteria.

2. uncontrollably emotional.

3. irrational from fear, emotion, or an emotional shock.

4. causing hysteria.

5. suffering from or subject to hysteria.

6. causing unrestrained laughter; very funny: Oh, that joke is hysterical!

his·tor·i·cal

   /hɪˈstɔrɪkəl, -ˈstɒr-/ Show Spelled[hi-stawr-i-kuhl, -stor-] Show IPA
–adjective 1. of, pertaining to, treating, or characteristic of history or past events: historical records; historical research.

2. based on or reconstructed from an event, custom, style, etc., in the past: a historical reenactment of the battle of Gettysburg.

3. having once existed or lived in the real world, as opposed to being part of legend or fiction or as distinguished from religious belief: to doubt that a historical Camelot ever existed; a theologian's study of the historical Jesus.

4. narrated or mentioned in history; belonging to the past.

5. noting or pertaining to analysis based on a comparison among several periods of development of a phenomenon, as in language or economics.

6. historic ( def. 1 ) .

[Farbin Kaiber]

Wait, that e34 has four headlights?