BME E30 Rear Bumper/Valence POS $40 Las Vegas

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  • funcrew
    E30 Fanatic
    • Jun 2007
    • 1223

    #1

    BME E30 Rear Bumper/Valence POS $40 Las Vegas

    Photos coming today as soon as I figure out how to show them here.

    You are looking at the infamous BME 314 rear valence and bumper for BMW E30. This is unquestionably one of the most vile auto parts ever produced. The quality of the fiberglass is abysmal. The gossamer wings of a baby angel wafting a silk handkerchief across the fiberglass would scuff the gel coat and knock loose the fibers. There are very few brackets or other provisions for securing the valence to the E30 unibody. Wizard-level fabrication skills required to even get started. Condition of this particular example is far worse than average. Even Don Draper in his prime would find it impossible to find even one nice thing to say about this object. Green folding cash or trade for late model OEM E30 valence in at least average condition. Enjoy!

    PS I have a ton of nice E30 parts including E36 5-lug swap stuff.

    BTW text first, I don’t pick up calls from unknown numbers.

    Tim 702.354.8760 Click image for larger version

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    Last edited by funcrew; 08-21-2021, 01:40 PM. Reason: Original post linked to Craigslist, fixed to conform to r3v requirements
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  • Julien
    R3V OG
    • Feb 2004
    • 7471

    #2
    lol
    Build Threads:
    Pamela/Bella/Betty/325ix/5-Lug Seta/S60R/Miata ITB/Miata Turbo/Miata VVT/951/325xi-6

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    • 2mAn
      Moderator
      • Aug 2010
      • 20032

      #3
      I really should delete this ... but I won’t yet because of the lulz
      Simon
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      • funcrew
        E30 Fanatic
        • Jun 2007
        • 1223

        #4
        Fixed, kinda butchered the photos but better than before…
        "If the sky were to fall tomorrow, the tall would die first."

        -Dr. Paul Forrester



        Do I LOOK like I need a psychological evaluation???

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        • emripires
          Member
          • Dec 2015
          • 74

          #5
          Will you include a tube of butyl so I can puke it onto my car !!

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          • funcrew
            E30 Fanatic
            • Jun 2007
            • 1223

            #6
            Originally posted by emripires
            Will you include a tube of butyl so I can puke it onto my car !!
            You will need a tube of something if you buy this from me…
            "If the sky were to fall tomorrow, the tall would die first."

            -Dr. Paul Forrester



            Do I LOOK like I need a psychological evaluation???

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            • funcrew
              E30 Fanatic
              • Jun 2007
              • 1223

              #7
              But seriously, a couple cans of Home Depot expand-o-foam would probably work pretty legit.
              "If the sky were to fall tomorrow, the tall would die first."

              -Dr. Paul Forrester



              Do I LOOK like I need a psychological evaluation???

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              • dvallis
                E30 Fanatic
                • Oct 2015
                • 1472

                #8
                I kinda want it, LoL. I need to butcher it anyway to fit my diffuser. Still available?
                "And then we broke the car. Again." Mark Donohue, "The Unfair Advantage"

                1987 E30 3L Turbo Stroker Das Beast
                2002 E39 M5

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