WTB: uranium and potassium nitrate

[equate975]

I need them for school

[KangamangusDriver]

planning on blowing somthing up?

[equate975]

Ive always wondered what uranium tastes like

with the current trend I would guess either chicken or death

either was its kind of a win win

[Justin B]

um, well first of all, you can get potassium nitrate, KNO3, aka saltpeter in like 4 oz bottles at pharmacies. Its just an oxidiser. I know just cause ive made smokebombs with the stuff :D

edit oh wait, wtf?? uranium? lol. ooooookey. but yah, saltpeter is fun w/ sugar =P

[turnofftheradio]

I have uranium, my problem is getting back to 2006 now that my flux capacitor is broken

[Rigmaster]

I have uranium, my problem is getting back to 2006 now that my flux capacitor is broken

I guarantee your muffler bearings are bad.


AAP.

[arsevader]

Will Urine do? It starts with the same letters.

[BimmerToad]

Salt Peter for the Potassium Nitrate

and for the Uranium .... you're better off to start digging

[silversleeper]

are you emo?

[Garageaholic]

Ok let's get back to the original question here.

I do have uranium. Got it on a NYC street corner. for only $15/gram. I give it to you for only $13.50/gram. What do you think....

is that how they measure it?

[equate975]

um, well first of all, you can get potassium nitrate, KNO3, aka saltpeter in like 4 oz bottles at pharmacies. Its just an oxidiser. I know just cause ive made smokebombs with the stuff :D

edit oh wait, wtf?? uranium? lol. ooooookey. but yah, saltpeter is fun w/ sugar =P

lol yeah I did that too.

Seriously true story you can not believe it if you wish, but this is what went down.

We were like 12-13 and we found out about salt peter and sugar. So we bike to the local pharmacy order a bottle of it to try it out. Make the bomb and it was fucking awesome. so week after week our orders get bigger and bigger, until one day we ordered like 20 bottles.

Well the guy at the pharmacy got suspicious of us and call the cops. Apparently around that same time a couple hundred pounds of explosives were stolen from a mining area around us. So the cops told the FBI.

I was sleeping over at said friends house that night, when we woke up to go get pancakes there was a knock on the door. It was a guy from the FBI asking to talk to us (flipped his little FBI badge and all (it looked really crumby though not all neat like the movies)

So he asks us why we ordered so much, we told him for smoke bombs. Then he told us about the stolen explosives and wanted to know if we knew anything about it, because yes... 13 year old kids all the time apparently steal hundreds of pounds of explosives from rock quarries and some how bike them back home with no one knowing...

Then he left

[The Fast One!]

haha funny story...


back to the question at hand.

i think urine will work.

do you want it warm because i am about to take a very nice piss :D

[Axxe]

What are you, Iranian?

[Digitalwave]

I need them for school

That's what they all say :)

[robert325is]

more infor on said sugar and saltpeter....

for my litte brother..... :blowup: i sware