My car, like thousands of others across the world, was born with a debilitating defect. This defect will hinder a cars performance its entire life, keeping it from experiencing the satisfaction of reaching its full potential. Most cars born with this defect have no hope, and earn it the scorn of many parents, sadly, relegating them to a lifetime of abuse and neglect. Even worse, many of them die early, having never known true love.
This horrible defect, known as ATS, or Automatic Transmission Syndrome, fortunately, has a cure. By performing an invasive and risky surgery, the offending deformity can be removed, and replaced with the healthy organs from a compassionate and selfless donor, giving this previously disabled car a chance to live a full and happy life.
That is where you come in. By allowing the healthy parts of your loved one after the conclusion of their lifetime of love and fulfillment to be recovered, their memory can live on, by helping others, even after they are gone. Please, give this formerly unloved e30, held back by a lifetime of living with ATS, a chance to experience the joys of taking full control of their life by fully engaging in their drive to succeed.
Won't you please, take some time, open your heart, and your car's hood, to help others see a shift in their life's progress, and experience life to the fullest?
I don't know. Another pun about shifting. I'm sick of this dumb joke.
I need a few parts to finish up a manual transmission swap on my e30:
Clutch pedal return spring, and the pin that holds it in place;
*BMW PN 35311151990*
One of these bad boys:
This horrible defect, known as ATS, or Automatic Transmission Syndrome, fortunately, has a cure. By performing an invasive and risky surgery, the offending deformity can be removed, and replaced with the healthy organs from a compassionate and selfless donor, giving this previously disabled car a chance to live a full and happy life.
That is where you come in. By allowing the healthy parts of your loved one after the conclusion of their lifetime of love and fulfillment to be recovered, their memory can live on, by helping others, even after they are gone. Please, give this formerly unloved e30, held back by a lifetime of living with ATS, a chance to experience the joys of taking full control of their life by fully engaging in their drive to succeed.
Won't you please, take some time, open your heart, and your car's hood, to help others see a shift in their life's progress, and experience life to the fullest?
I don't know. Another pun about shifting. I'm sick of this dumb joke.
I need a few parts to finish up a manual transmission swap on my e30:
Clutch pedal return spring, and the pin that holds it in place;
*BMW PN 35311151990*
One of these bad boys:
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