My newest business Dickdecals.com

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  • Dylanhat
    E30 Addict
    • May 2013
    • 557

    #1

    My newest business Dickdecals.com

    My website Neue Motorsports has become decently successful in the past few months thanks to users on R3vlimited. I've decided to make another website using the same principles. My new website is http://www.dickdecals.com/

    The idea behind the site is that I'm tired of people parking like idiots and have no way of letting them know they are dicks. So I have had 500 dick decals made that I have started to slap on cars, signs and everything else possible.

    Currently I am selling for the first 10 people 20 dicks for $5 plus $1.50 for shipping.

    Lemme know what y'all think.





    Neue Motorsports: http://www.neuemotorsports.com/

    Instagram: https://instagram.com/neuemotorsports/
  • tak7
    E30 Modder
    • Sep 2010
    • 856

    #2
    Originally posted by Dylanhat
    20 dicks for $5
    lolz

    The only thing I can think is it should say something, like 'you park like a dick', otherwise the self centered inept parking dick will take it as a compliment.

    GL

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    • rcsoundn1
      No R3VLimiter
      • Nov 2012
      • 3361

      #3
      THere is a site that offers a larger sticker that has some saying on it like that^^^ My $5 might be in the mail this is to funny.

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      • 613EDRTY
        Wrencher
        • Apr 2014
        • 267

        #4
        If only there was a way to stick these on moving cars somehow
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        • agent
          Vice Grand Pubaa
          • Mar 2010
          • 7960

          #5
          Originally posted by 613EDRTY
          If only there was a way to stick these on moving cars somehow
          My suggestion: cut it from a sheet of magnet and be a good shot

          My co-worker's suggestion: cock sticker mini-gun mounted to his car to deliver them at speed
          Originally posted by kronus
          would be in depending on tip slant and tube size

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          • 2mAn
            Señior Mod
            • Aug 2010
            • 20152

            #6
            Can you send them in a bag?
            Simon
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            • Dylanhat
              E30 Addict
              • May 2013
              • 557

              #7
              Originally posted by 2mAn
              Can you send them in a bag?
              Of course.
              Neue Motorsports: http://www.neuemotorsports.com/

              Instagram: https://instagram.com/neuemotorsports/

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              • dude8383
                Forum Sponsor
                • Jan 2005
                • 10387

                #8
                Paging Blunt... could go well with his cock and balls.
                IG: deniso_nsi Leave me feedback here

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                • 15Michaeljoseph
                  E30 Mastermind
                  • Aug 2013
                  • 1693

                  #9
                  Oh man Blunt would LOVE these....
                  (OO=[][]=OO) For Life

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                  • Old city bimmer
                    E30 Enthusiast
                    • Jun 2014
                    • 1114

                    #10
                    Great idea but I just can't seem to see myself driving around in my car with a bunch dicks in my glove box....lol


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                    • Nesset
                      Mod Crazy
                      • Mar 2014
                      • 672

                      #11
                      LOL YES these would be perfect for a sporting event, airport car garage or a highschool parking lot.
                      -1976 2002 daily (Sold)
                      -1986 528e 5 speed daily

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                      • Dylanhat
                        E30 Addict
                        • May 2013
                        • 557

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Old city bimmer
                        Great idea but I just can't seem to see myself driving around in my car with a bunch dicks in my glove box....lol


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                        You can always carry the dicks in your pocket.

                        Originally posted by Nesset
                        LOL YES these would be perfect for a sporting event, airport car garage or a highschool parking lot.
                        Thanks Nesset, hopefully I'll get some photos soon of them posted all over cars and other things.
                        Neue Motorsports: http://www.neuemotorsports.com/

                        Instagram: https://instagram.com/neuemotorsports/

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                        • Habla
                          E30 Fanatic
                          • May 2004
                          • 1470

                          #13
                          I think they should just say: "You park like a"
                          -Peter
                          318is slicktop | F15 35dM | F250 SD

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                          • Holland
                            R3V OG
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 7176

                            #14
                            This is gold! Hahaha!
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                            Originally posted by DEV0 E30
                            You'd chugg this butt. I know you would. Ain't gotta' lie to kick it brostantinople.

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                            • Ether-D
                              R3VLimited
                              • Sep 2011
                              • 2838

                              #15
                              I think the 20 dicks special should be billed as a "bag of dicks". Or $20 dick bag. That is all.
                              Originally posted by Andy.B
                              Whenever I am about to make a particularly questionable decision regarding a worryingly cheap diy solution, I just ask myself, "What would Ether-D do?"
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