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  • Firestorm
    Mod Crazy
    • Jul 2004
    • 795

    #331
    I dont think even my car would be able to keep up with a m20 on nitrous!

    :(

    Lsx/t56 Swap progress |----------| .0000000005% - Well below poverty line.
    Getting purists panties in a knot since 2007. ;)
    E30 count = 6! :shock:

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    • Philo
      Ich esse kleine Kinder
      • Oct 2008
      • 3334

      #332
      Originally posted by BimmerJoeE30
      I didnt know Canadians had balls, I thought you were just like the French?
      Good one. . . anyways, how long did it take you to "build" that shitbox?
      -tim
      Originally posted by Jordan
      I like the stance
      -Coining hip terms since 10/9/03

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      • BimmerJoeE30
        Advanced Member
        • Sep 2009
        • 167

        #333
        Originally posted by Iain
        I know its hard being a sexually confused teen in middle America, but can you please go ram your flapping, puss-filled waffleswaffleswaffleswaffles full of fire ants so that when you take a piss you urinate fire ants? While you're at it, may as well jam a few stakes in your thoroughly abused anus before getting a timber wolf to retrieve them for you.

        Seriously, you are a useless waffleswaffleswaffleswaffles of the highest order. I do not understand how you managed to avoid the coat-hanger your mother undoubtedly shoved up herself to remove your unwanted self from her womb. You clearly have the intelligence of a pile rotting foetal matter, sliding slowly down the inner thigh of life.

        You are a stain on the bedsheets of our society. End yourself.

        HTH.

        you think of that all by yourself?

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        • Jand3rson
          Banned
          • Oct 2003
          • 37587

          #334
          This thread makes me so fucking happy I could shit rainbows.

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          • Bishop
            R3V Elite
            • May 2009
            • 4913

            #335
            Originally posted by BimmerJoeE30
            Bishop!!!! I found an old video of you....

            http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5uV_r2QTus
            Tis me and my brother. Good ol' times there. Can you guess which one I am?

            PM me for detailing services in the Longmont / Boulder Area in Colorado!
            Originally posted by DTM190
            "fuck the kangaroo dude, his toilet water swirls the wrong way anyway, plus i never liked crocodile dundee or Steve Irwin and vegemite tastes like shit"

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            • Stephen
              Шлем ишака
              • Aug 2008
              • 10774

              #336
              UNlCORN STUDDED RAINBOWS

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              • BimmerJoeE30
                Advanced Member
                • Sep 2009
                • 167

                #337
                Originally posted by Firestorm
                I dont think even my car would be able to keep up with a m20 on nitrous!

                :(

                BTW, the T56 tranny is a piece of shit. Dont go with it..... I had the same one in my 2004 CTS-V and it sucked.

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                • Philo
                  Ich esse kleine Kinder
                  • Oct 2008
                  • 3334

                  #338
                  Now that's a rough shit!
                  -tim
                  Originally posted by Jordan
                  I like the stance
                  -Coining hip terms since 10/9/03

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                  • aaron325ix
                    E30 Fanatic
                    • Jun 2007
                    • 1489

                    #339
                    Originally posted by Iain
                    I know its hard being a sexually confused teen in middle America, but can you please go ram your flapping, puss-filled waffleswaffleswaffleswaffles full of fire ants so that when you take a piss you urinate fire ants? While you're at it, may as well jam a few stakes in your thoroughly abused anus before getting a timber wolf to retrieve them for you.

                    Seriously, you are a useless waffleswaffleswaffleswaffles of the highest order. I do not understand how you managed to avoid the coat-hanger your mother undoubtedly shoved up herself to remove your unwanted self from her womb. You clearly have the intelligence of a pile rotting foetal matter, sliding slowly down the inner thigh of life.

                    You are a stain on the bedsheets of our society. End yourself.

                    HTH.
                    ^^ pretty much this
                    sigpic

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                    • RainierHooker
                      R3VLimited
                      • Jul 2009
                      • 2026

                      #340
                      unicorn studded rainbow filled puppies

                      1984 Hennarot 325e - 1990 Brillantrot M3 - 1938 Buick Special Business Coupe

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                      • PaladinReed
                        E30 Mastermind
                        • Feb 2008
                        • 1524

                        #341
                        Originally posted by Iain
                        I know its hard being a sexually confused teen in middle America, but can you please go ram your flapping, puss-filled waffleswaffleswaffleswaffles full of fire ants so that when you take a piss you urinate fire ants? While you're at it, may as well jam a few stakes in your thoroughly abused anus before getting a timber wolf to retrieve them for you.

                        Seriously, you are a useless waffleswaffleswaffleswaffles of the highest order. I do not understand how you managed to avoid the coat-hanger your mother undoubtedly shoved up herself to remove your unwanted self from her womb. You clearly have the intelligence of a pile rotting foetal matter, sliding slowly down the inner thigh of life.

                        You are a stain on the bedsheets of our society. End yourself.

                        HTH.
                        !!
                        Late model granitesilber 325i convertible FS:
                        http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=293701

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                        • Bishop
                          R3V Elite
                          • May 2009
                          • 4913

                          #342
                          CTS-V to e30 and you're over here tooting your horn?

                          EDIT: Silly post, shame on me. I'm not really sure where I was going with it, lost interest in the thought process halfway through and started watching Jackass.

                          PM me for detailing services in the Longmont / Boulder Area in Colorado!
                          Originally posted by DTM190
                          "fuck the kangaroo dude, his toilet water swirls the wrong way anyway, plus i never liked crocodile dundee or Steve Irwin and vegemite tastes like shit"

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                          • BimmerJoeE30
                            Advanced Member
                            • Sep 2009
                            • 167

                            #343
                            Originally posted by Philo
                            Good one. . . anyways, how long did it take you to "build" that shitbox?


                            3 years, 2 days, 16 hours, 5 minutes and 12 seconds.

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                            • Miasma
                              R3VLimited
                              • Apr 2007
                              • 2009

                              #344
                              I am sure you went from a CTS-V to that clapped out pos.

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                              • Firestorm
                                Mod Crazy
                                • Jul 2004
                                • 795

                                #345
                                Originally posted by BimmerJoeE30
                                BTW, the T56 tranny is a piece of shit. Dont go with it..... I had the same one in my 2004 CTS-V and it sucked.
                                What issues did you have with it?

                                Lsx/t56 Swap progress |----------| .0000000005% - Well below poverty line.
                                Getting purists panties in a knot since 2007. ;)
                                E30 count = 6! :shock:

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