today sucks my asshole help needed please

[A_325i]

k well i went and bought a fuel filter some gear oil etc...i was going to do my tranny fluid diff fluid and change my fuel filter..k so i started with the tranny and hmm its in quite the fucked up position...i have no idea how to get the check plug off...i mean i have an allen wrench big enough but its position so fucked that i cant get it off....are there any easy ways?...i could get the diff plug off but i had to use some pb blaster as it seems the plug has never been taken off i had to use a huge ratchet and an allen socket with a breaker bar(unfortunatly i cant do that with the tranny plug)..next comes the fuel filter...hmmm replacing the fuel filter seems extremely easy i have all the tools needed but for some fucke dup reasonall of the god damn screws and nuts on the clamps are rusted to shit and pretty much crumble when i try to unscrew them WTF?...i tried pb blaster but that didnt do shit i think it just made them softer and crumble (mush?) even easier so now all of them are stripped and i have no fucking idea hopw im going to replace this fuel filter now....any ideas? any help is greatly appreciated like always

[deejayrock]

Replacing the Fuel Filter

What's up A_325i,
In regards to replacing your fuel filter, if you are unable to unscrew the the metal fasteners, I would take some cutters and cut the rubber hoses on each end (where eye protection and take off your fuel cap, gas WILL shoot out, get a jar), purchase some new metal fasteners, and replace with the new filter. There is alot of rubber hose down there so losing an inch of it I don't think would be a problem.
But as far as your trans is conserned, I can't help you yet with that I haven't changed that yet,but I changed my fuel filter last weekend.
Hope this helps you a little.

[rs4pro3]

Find an box wrench that slips onto the allen wrench for the fill plug, then use the box wrench to turn the allen thus unscrewing the fill plug. If more leverage is needed another large box wrench can be linked up with the first to get some more torque.

[Tangent]

I just did my fuel filter yesterday. If you have a pair of Vice-Grips set them to close barely enough to pinch off the hose on the gas tank side of the filter. That'll greatly reduce the amount of fuel that pours out into whatever you're using as a catch-basin (I used an old clean litterbox :P ) and all over you while you replace the filter.