This is about a 1985 318i sedan.
She was running beautifully all day. Just an hour ago I decided to start tracking down a water leak I have that's getting into my rear driver's side foot well. To do this I drove the car on ramps.
Anyhow. I ended up fixing my sunroof drains (bonus!), and while I was down there I noticed that the AC compressor bracket was broken, so I decided to snip off the AC compressor belt. Job done, go to start the car to drive it off the ramps.
Well, it wouldn't start.
I figured fuel starvation? But my gas meter is right at the halfway point. My speedometer and SI board don't work anyway though so I have no idea if the gas meter works.
I pushed the car off the ramps and tried again. No luck.
I decided to go get some gas from the shed. It's one of those brilliant new safety gas tanks that saves me and the earth from the toxic gasoline. It also saves me from being able to pour it with any kind of accuracy. On top of that it saves my gas tank from being filled with gasoline because it can't articulate the safety flap in the filler neck. Luckily, it finally demonstrated it's undeniable safety by delivering gas to all over the side of my car, my pant leg, and the driveway.
I ended up transferring the gas to another can, and used the old unsafe, environmentally unaware gas can to spill not a single drop while effectively delivering the gasoline to the tank.
Car still wont start. If I whack the throttle wide open and crank it will start but it will miss and stumble and as soon as I take my foot off the throttle it will die.
Battery voltage is 11.5v with the car off. Battery light turns off when the car is above cranking speed. I tried 'flashing' accessories with the key to prime the pump.
Anyone want a free gas can?
She was running beautifully all day. Just an hour ago I decided to start tracking down a water leak I have that's getting into my rear driver's side foot well. To do this I drove the car on ramps.
Anyhow. I ended up fixing my sunroof drains (bonus!), and while I was down there I noticed that the AC compressor bracket was broken, so I decided to snip off the AC compressor belt. Job done, go to start the car to drive it off the ramps.
Well, it wouldn't start.
I figured fuel starvation? But my gas meter is right at the halfway point. My speedometer and SI board don't work anyway though so I have no idea if the gas meter works.
I pushed the car off the ramps and tried again. No luck.
I decided to go get some gas from the shed. It's one of those brilliant new safety gas tanks that saves me and the earth from the toxic gasoline. It also saves me from being able to pour it with any kind of accuracy. On top of that it saves my gas tank from being filled with gasoline because it can't articulate the safety flap in the filler neck. Luckily, it finally demonstrated it's undeniable safety by delivering gas to all over the side of my car, my pant leg, and the driveway.
I ended up transferring the gas to another can, and used the old unsafe, environmentally unaware gas can to spill not a single drop while effectively delivering the gasoline to the tank.
Car still wont start. If I whack the throttle wide open and crank it will start but it will miss and stumble and as soon as I take my foot off the throttle it will die.
Battery voltage is 11.5v with the car off. Battery light turns off when the car is above cranking speed. I tried 'flashing' accessories with the key to prime the pump.
Anyone want a free gas can?

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