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  • wildsnosheep
    Advanced Member
    • Mar 2009
    • 166

    #16
    people say my vert is girls car but never been called gay,


    just race them and then we'll see whos "GAY" cuz only fags drive slow cars :)

    Originally posted by Spiff325iS
    Christ I feel like I just dropped a box of three dozen donuts.

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    • CorvallisBMW
      Long Schlong Longhammer
      • Feb 2005
      • 13039

      #17
      Big truck = Small penis

      Real men drive sports cars :)

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      • pporcaro
        Grease Monkey
        • Dec 2008
        • 327

        #18
        Originally posted by SpecM
        so I'm not the only one who caught that?
        It's not like I was honking the horn to be like "oh heey you sexy small child!!!" They always just wave hi to me because My sister and I are like the oldest kids for like three blocks, and we're also the only kids with cars. so everyone always wants to say hi to us. I was just being polite.

        besides, think back when you were 11, wouldn't you have loved to have that cool kid with the lowered BMW honk at you to say hello? It makes you feel cool.

        Originally posted by xLibelle
        but really now, are you gay?
        negative sir. i have gay friends, and i respect they're choice, but it's just not my cop of tea
        sigpic

        I wear a suit, I do coke, and I ski...:D
        That's why I drive a BMW

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        • TDE30
          R3V OG
          • Feb 2008
          • 7042

          #19
          Originally posted by BrewCity11
          I bought my E30 cause my life partner said it was the coolest.
          Fixed.

          Not sure about you guys, but I've never had the gay card pulled on me due to my car. My car evokes a serious, macho, kick-your-ass-and-shit-on-the-remains-of-your-dead-relatives appearance. Trundling along with the monotone exhaust note from a 12V motor, with bumpers big enough to park an aircraft on, and the general angry characteristic expressed from the car hardly puts it at the top of the Fab Car list.

          It totally offsets its garagemate, a taupe Prius.
          - Trey

          E90 325i/6 (ZSP, ZPP, ZCW)
          E36 325i sedan
          E30 325i sedan
          Volvo 945T

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          • scabzzzz
            Estado de mierda de encargo
            • Jul 2007
            • 6870

            #20
            Thats funny, my E30 got me PUUUUSSYYYYY..

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            • Danny
              Moderator
              • Feb 2008
              • 14216

              #21
              Originally posted by scabzzzz
              Thats funny, my E30 got me PUUUUSSYYYYY..
              Are you high?

              You never post this much.

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              • Lance Racing
                R3VLimited
                • Jul 2005
                • 2340

                #22
                When i see a guy in a Miata I have to wonder...

                And my wife and I always joked if we saw a guy in a Honda del Sol we knew for sure...
                Lance Richert '88 M3, #35 PRO3, i3 etc.
                www.LanceRichertArchitect.com

                2019 E30 Picnic Weekend: June 22-23 2019

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                • BillBrasky
                  E30 Mastermind
                  • Dec 2008
                  • 1641

                  #23
                  Originally posted by pporcaro

                  i just got totally PWNED by a group of kids


                  Fuck their mom and leave them pictures.




                  They won't ask again.

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                  • GT BMW E30
                    R3VLimited
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 2491

                    #24
                    Originally posted by CorvallisBMW
                    Big truck = Small penis

                    Real men drive sports cars :)
                    this is the funniest. I drive a 03 Denali and a 87 cabrio. Does that mean I have a small penis and gay or do I get a pass? lol

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                    • scabzzzz
                      Estado de mierda de encargo
                      • Jul 2007
                      • 6870

                      #25
                      Originally posted by Danny
                      Are you high?

                      You never post this much.
                      27 minutes and counting Danny and I will be.
                      This work day wont fucking end!

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                      • GT BMW E30
                        R3VLimited
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 2491

                        #26
                        Originally posted by BillBrasky
                        Fuck their mom and leave them pictures.




                        They won't ask again.

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                        • Nic01101011
                          E30 Mastermind
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 1549

                          #27
                          what dumb redneck place do you live that people would actually tell their kids that?

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                          • scabzzzz
                            Estado de mierda de encargo
                            • Jul 2007
                            • 6870

                            #28
                            TN, GA, VA, AL, FL, OH, MS, etc etc..

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                            • vlad
                              Banned
                              • Dec 2003
                              • 0

                              #29
                              Originally posted by Nic01101011
                              what dumb redneck place do you live that people would actually tell their kids that?

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                              • z31maniac
                                I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                                • Dec 2007
                                • 17566

                                #30
                                Originally posted by TDE30
                                Fixed.

                                Not sure about you guys, but I've never had the gay card pulled on me due to my car. My car evokes a serious, macho, kick-your-ass-and-shit-on-the-remains-of-your-dead-relatives appearance. Trundling along with the monotone exhaust note from a 12V motor, with bumpers big enough to park an aircraft on, and the general angry characteristic expressed from the car hardly puts it at the top of the Fab Car list.

                                It totally offsets its cock-gobbling, uneducated drive
                                ;)
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