fast and the furious, mcdonalds style!

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  • Bokes
    E30 Fanatic
    • Dec 2003
    • 1459

    #1

    fast and the furious, mcdonalds style!

    FAST & FURIOUS McDONALD'S STYLE

    I live my life a quarter pounder at a time And for those 500 calories or more, I'm free

    I need FRIIIIIIESSSSSS! Two of them. The big ones Oh, and I need them tonight!!

    AMATURES DONT SUPER-SIZE! I'VE SEEN HOW YOU EAT!!! YOU'VE GOT A BIG MOUTH!! YOU'LL BLOW YOURSELF UP!

    What's the retail on one of those?? More than you can afford pal, 6-dollar burger!

    You're lucky the double shot of bbq sauce didn't blow a seam on your nugget box!!!

    Whoa! There she is, 2 pounds of pure MickeyD's beef. My dad ate it in 9.0 seconds flat. There was so much special sauce, the juices actually dripped onto his chin coming off the line

    What's your time? I haven't tasted her. She scares the crap outta me

    My grill topped out at 140 degrees today. I need more charcoal, 2 bags, the big ones.

    So what're you eatin?! Oh you gonna make me look under the bun and find out??

    It's not how you stand by your burger, it's how you EAT your burger

    Bull shi* ***hole! no one likes the McTuna sandwich around here!

    You almost had me? You never had me. You never had your burger. You're granny-biting, not double-chomping like you should!!!

    Now me and Ronald McDonald here are gonna have to rip open the counter, and replace the ONION RINGS YOU FRIED.

    You know you owe me a 10 pack of nuggets. Ooh. Ouch!

    Don't do it! I'll bet he's got at least a triple cheeseburger under that bun!

    Torretto's got ketchup in his veins and an all beef patty for a brain.
    They opened my bag. Disrespected my fries. All because someone narked me out! AND YOU KNOW WHAT!! IT WAS RONALD!!!

    I thought we had an understanding? You stay on your side of the play-place, I stay on mine.

    Bryan - "Welcome to Mcdonald's, may I take your order?"
    Hector - "Yeah, I made a list. I want 3 of everything."

    All the descriptions were the same. 3 black Angus beef patties,
    precision-placed pickles, Mushimoto mayonaisse.

    I bet a couple of 1/2 pound patties would pull a premium three days before Taste Wars wouldn't they?

    Check it out, it's like this. If I lose, winner takes my happy meal. But If I win, I take the burger AND the TOY. To some people that's more important
    173rd ABN
  • PanamaE30
    Mod Crazy
    • Oct 2004
    • 768

    #2
    Holy shit that's friggin hilarious.
    1988 325iC - "Betty" - Daily Driver/Project Car.
    1993 318i - "The Golden Dream" - Dad's Car.
    1995 318ti - "Hellrot" - R.I.P.

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    • Rob
      Moderator
      • Oct 2003
      • 8166

      #3
      wow that's old. like 4 years old.
      BEERTECH

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      • Bokes
        E30 Fanatic
        • Dec 2003
        • 1459

        #4
        Originally posted by Rob
        wow that's old. like 4 years old.
        you're such a bastard Rob.
        173rd ABN

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        • DarkWing6
          Moderator
          • Apr 2004
          • 7144

          #5
          Best one

          "What's the retail on one of those?? More than you can afford pal, 6-dollar burger!"

          Gotta love Carl's Jr.
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          • 318driver
            E30 Mastermind
            • Nov 2003
            • 1714

            #6
            Funny stuff
            90 325is
            IE stage 3s and refeshed m20....

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            • M-technik-3
              I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
              • Oct 2003
              • 18946

              #7
              Originally posted by DarkWing6
              Gotta love Carl's Jr.
              None in the NorthEast :( Nor any Jack in the Crack's anymore.

              Sonic man Sonic.
              https://www.facebook.com/BentOverRacing

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              • Rob
                Moderator
                • Oct 2003
                • 8166

                #8
                sonic is indeed good, but JITB is always open. Hardee's (aka Carl Jr) has the best fast food burgers though I think
                BEERTECH

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                • Nick325is
                  E30 Fanatic
                  • Oct 2003
                  • 1409

                  #9
                  Hardees makes me sick everytime I eat there...so I stopped :x


                  Nick
                  who used to like the western bacon thickburger

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                  • Jon325i
                    R3V OG
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 6934

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Rob
                    sonic is indeed good, but JITB is always open. Hardee's (aka Carl Jr) has the best fast food burgers though I think
                    A-freakin'-men! My place of choice when I feel up to clogging my arteries.

                    Jon
                    Rides...
                    1991 325i - sold :(
                    2004 2WD Frontier King Cab

                    RIP #17 Jules Bianchi

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                    • MattE30
                      E30 Mastermind
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 1520

                      #11
                      Big Kahuna Burger 8)

                      97 Cosmos M3

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                      • PanamaE30
                        Mod Crazy
                        • Oct 2004
                        • 768

                        #12
                        I hate third world nations :(

                        All i get are either kiddie sized big macs, soggy double whoppers or not so sqaure wendy's burgers...

                        and no taco bell :(
                        1988 325iC - "Betty" - Daily Driver/Project Car.
                        1993 318i - "The Golden Dream" - Dad's Car.
                        1995 318ti - "Hellrot" - R.I.P.

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                        • E30ownerwithanopinion
                          E30 Mastermind
                          • Dec 2003
                          • 1526

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Bokes
                          Originally posted by Rob
                          wow that's old. like 4 years old.
                          you're such a bastard Rob.

                          He is a Bastard I agree, but at least he is not three years behind on the world wide net.

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                          • Bokes
                            E30 Fanatic
                            • Dec 2003
                            • 1459

                            #14
                            Originally posted by E30ownerwithanopinion
                            Originally posted by Bokes
                            Originally posted by Rob
                            wow that's old. like 4 years old.
                            you're such a bastard Rob.

                            He is a Bastard I agree, but at least he is not three years behind on the world wide net.
                            i'm sorry Mr. Internet.
                            173rd ABN

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                            • Schneider325
                              No R3VLimiter
                              • May 2004
                              • 3818

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Bokes
                              Originally posted by E30ownerwithanopinion
                              Originally posted by Bokes
                              Originally posted by Rob
                              wow that's old. like 4 years old.
                              you're such a bastard Rob.

                              He is a Bastard I agree, but at least he is not three years behind on the world wide net.
                              i'm sorry Mr. Internet.








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