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    Devil in a Blue Dress Selling BMW E30 Touring for $15,000!





    We groove on BMWs. We also like wagons. Blonde girls in tight dresses elicit a raised eyebrow of approval from many of us too. Today, Nice Price or Crack Pipe brings you all three for $15,000.


    Yesterday, you didn't have to one-hit-wonder much about the Mercedes ML55, with 54% of you blessing its $14,000 price tag as nice-pricetastic. Today, we're going back to Germany for something with a little less celebrity, but greater rarity. Plus there's a girl!


    The E30 3 series was the last of the boxy beemers. Upright and formal, with tidy styling, and available in four body styles: two-door, four-door, convertible and estate, which BMW tagged Touring.


    Today's 325i Touring, as presented by the Vanna White impersonator in the ad, was the one body style never imported to the land of mono-linguists, despite its handsome proportions and potentially easy federalization. The only smallish German wagons offered at that time in the U.S. were the VW Quantum and Mercedes Benz E-Class, neither of which was as compact, nor flingable as the BMW 3 series. The Benz is typically driven by scotch-drinking soccer moms, and the Quantum only finds love these days with out of work MIT grads, and yuppies without the means to own a Volvo. This little family hauler would have fit an Audi A4 Avant-esque niche at the time, but, BMW didn't see fit to bring the body style over, and in fact denied the U.S. release for small kraut-wagon hard-ons until the E46 update, two generations later.
    Under the hood, the SOHC M20 engine is stout and puts out 171bhp in Euro-guise, which should move the Beemer's ton and a half weight with reasonable alacrity. The seller offers a laundry list of updated consumables and notes a rare armrest/cupholder as a valuable incentive to purchase. Countering that is the 200K on the clock, which is 124,000 miles to those of you metriphobes. That's a lot of Autobahnstorming, and the 3-series, while sturdy, only have so much life in them, so take that into consideration. It's also important to note that this car is not kitted like most U.S.-bound cars were; it's mostly manual, with hand-crank windows and sunroof, and lacking factory A/C.
    So what do you think of this E30 Estate? Is fifteen grand a nice price for so rare a wagon? Or is the only thing it's hauling is a big-ass case of crack pipe?


    You decide!




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    E30 24V 6MT SOLD :( - look for it in sunny Miami :)

    #2
    In before "does she come with the car."
    paint sucks

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      #3
      That looks like a bridesmaid dress....you can't see the car with her in the way....not 15k of my money but you gotta pay to play and that is a really nice car...

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        #4
        Does she come with the car?
        sigpic

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          #5
          Originally posted by mattdk318i View Post
          Does she come with the car?
          LOL sweet touring moar pics.:D

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            #6
            looks like a crack pipe.

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              #7
              I think 15k is a little high but for a rare car... not to bad. Cheaper than the one floating around for 25k
              Turbo E30
              Roadkill 80lb 93 octane OBDI tune
              BavSol Cylinder Head
              Stock S50 in. cam Schrick ex. cam
              Otis' tubular T4 manifold
              Oringed 87mm S52, Eagle rods and 8.5:1 CP pistons.
              GT4094r w/Batmowheel Impeller
              614whp@17.5psi, 100 Oct
              690whp@21psi, 100 Oct
              801whp@27psi, 110 URT
              Old: 1/4 mile: 10.91@144.38 (636whp)
              New: ?
              http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_f7fUVqblI

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                #8
                Originally posted by rneedham1979 View Post
                I think 15k is a little high but for a rare car... not to bad. Cheaper than the one floating around for 25k

                Howard's car is extremely well done and worth the price IMO

                SC*AR

                Originally posted by JamesE30
                And with a car looking like yours I imagine the balance shall tip in the favor of insult, like a big fat fucking retarded fucking black girl on a see-saw, opposite... a dwarf.

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                  #9
                  E34 was the last of the "boxy beemers".

                  >> 1988 3.1 ITB E30 /// 2002 E46 M3 6MT / 2008 335xi 6MT / 1991 S38B36 E30 (sold)

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                    #10
                    Looks like I would ride both...

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                      #11
                      Crack pipe

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                        #12
                        Build this one up just like your 4-door. I can't believe you haven't sold that yet!
                        Supatek -noun - your basic know it all

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                          #13
                          it's bimmer

                          and it's probably just an asking price. everyone lowballs everything on the internet no matter what.

                          it all comes down to how it's registered
                          Originally posted by blunt
                          can you get me a deal on cases of their (fiji) bottled water? i wash my 02 in that shit

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                            #14
                            I know the person selling it and he's pretty firm on the price from what I remember. That picture was taken at Bfest and I saw the car there.


                            Mariano


                            2001 Titaniumsilber 540i Sport 6-Speed
                            1990 Diamantschwarz Alpha-N 2.5L ///M3
                            1986 Alpinweiss 325e M50B25 (R.I.P.)

                            -Talk to me when more sound comes from the induction than from the exhaust...

                            -Argentina........lo mas grande que hay.

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