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  • M3 Ryan
    Site Sponsor
    • Oct 2003
    • 2298

    #1

    Had to spoil myself with a new toy...

    Hey guys-
    Well, as many of you know, I have been working as a BMW Apprentice at my local dealer. I have been working on cars a lot, to about the tune of 10-12 hours a day, 6 days a week. My back and shoulders have been getting sore, so I thought a wise investment would be to buy a Massage Chair from Sharper Image.
    I bought an iJoy 100 Shiatsu Massage Chair like this one:


    I just got it in the mail today and this thing is awesome! I never thought I would be able to buy one, but the price was right ($565 shipped for a refurb unit) and its mine now.

    Anyhow, I hope all of you are able to buy yourselves a cool holiday gift that you have wanted.

    Take it easy!
    '88 M3.2 S54 Lachssilber/Black
    '07 335i Alpine/Black Sedan
    '12 X5 3.5i Alpine/Black
    iS Splitters For Sale, PM ME!
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  • e30Matt
    R3V Elite
    • Dec 2003
    • 5077

    #2
    Does it give happy endings?

    "See, we're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired."

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    • Rob
      Moderator
      • Oct 2003
      • 8166

      #3
      she didnt say no...
      BEERTECH

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      • bmwannabe
        E30 Modder
        • Nov 2003
        • 900

        #4
        oh you bastard :( :P

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        • MattE30
          E30 Mastermind
          • Oct 2003
          • 1520

          #5
          Lol, that was the prize tonight on tonights Real World/Road Rules Battle of the Sexes 2.

          97 Cosmos M3

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          • M3 Ryan
            Site Sponsor
            • Oct 2003
            • 2298

            #6
            haha, thats funny... I spent a good hour tonight in the chair... and so did my gf.
            now time for our happy ending...

            haha. :twisted:
            '88 M3.2 S54 Lachssilber/Black
            '07 335i Alpine/Black Sedan
            '12 X5 3.5i Alpine/Black
            iS Splitters For Sale, PM ME!
            sigpic

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            • MattE30
              E30 Mastermind
              • Oct 2003
              • 1520

              #7
              Why not fuck in the chair?

              Turn the vibe and heat (if it has it) all the way up!

              97 Cosmos M3

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              • M3 Ryan
                Site Sponsor
                • Oct 2003
                • 2298

                #8
                it only has a shiatsu mode, no heat or vibrate
                '88 M3.2 S54 Lachssilber/Black
                '07 335i Alpine/Black Sedan
                '12 X5 3.5i Alpine/Black
                iS Splitters For Sale, PM ME!
                sigpic

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                • KDZROK
                  Mod Crazy
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 759

                  #9
                  You should just send you gf to massage therapy school. Real hands are better than ANY chair. :)

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                  • bmwannabe
                    E30 Modder
                    • Nov 2003
                    • 900

                    #10
                    Originally posted by MattE30
                    Why not fuck in the chair?

                    Turn the vibe and heat (if it has it) all the way up!
                    Because you cant straddle in the chair, its got arms.

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                    • KDZROK
                      Mod Crazy
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 759

                      #11
                      Originally posted by bmwannabe
                      Originally posted by MattE30
                      Why not fuck in the chair?

                      Turn the vibe and heat (if it has it) all the way up!
                      Because you cant straddle in the chair, its got arms.
                      Sure you can!

                      Throw her legs over the sides of the chair as she faces and stradles you. You would have to lift her a bit and share in the work. But it can be done!
                      ;)

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                      • Jon325i
                        R3V OG
                        • Oct 2003
                        • 6934

                        #12
                        Y'all need to get yourself a hotel room :P

                        Jon
                        Rides...
                        1991 325i - sold :(
                        2004 2WD Frontier King Cab

                        RIP #17 Jules Bianchi

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                        • bmwannabe
                          E30 Modder
                          • Nov 2003
                          • 900

                          #13
                          Originally posted by kdzrok
                          Originally posted by bmwannabe
                          Originally posted by MattE30
                          Why not fuck in the chair?

                          Turn the vibe and heat (if it has it) all the way up!
                          Because you cant straddle in the chair, its got arms.
                          Sure you can!

                          Throw her legs over the sides of the chair as she faces and stradles you. You would have to lift her a bit and share in the work. But it can be done!
                          ;)
                          Jesus H, you should start a sex talk show like on Oxygen. You know, that 70 year old lady. Just dont touch me with your floppy dildo.

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                          • MattE30
                            E30 Mastermind
                            • Oct 2003
                            • 1520

                            #14
                            Hahaha I saw that old bag on Oxygen once....twas funny. But sure you can fuck on that chair. It just require some creativity.

                            97 Cosmos M3

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                            • bmwannabe
                              E30 Modder
                              • Nov 2003
                              • 900

                              #15
                              Either that or a 14 inch..... oh never mind.

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