Please re-affirm that my friend is an idiot.

[sector6]

Let's re-cap for a second: leaving 2 days early for a 7 hour road trip in a C5 Corvette that leaks 1 quart of oil an hour and has COMPLETELY bald tires to visit his soulmate whom he has never met, and can therefore only hope/assume isn't a man, whom he won't get ass from EVEN IF IT IS A GIRL!

Your friend is DEFINITELY AN IDIOT!!

Wow, this thread is bring the lolz. What a fuck tard.

He's not gonna get some waffleswaffleswaffleswaffleswaffles, he's gonna get himself some chin nuts.

[JTapper]

[SamE30e]

We need pictures of this girl.

[Adiabatic]

As previously stated, I don't feel comfortable doing that. I will tell you, however, that "she" is pretty hot from her pictures.

[harv]

They are going to go to the church social club meeting, hold hands, and think "pure thoughts".

Celibacy is the biggest perversion of all.

John

[iX-treame]

Lemme guess she asked him to do a direct wire tranfer of $10,000 to her back account....right. Yea he is an idiot.

[pogiboy9]

At the rate that he's losing oil and that drive...he should've just flown to meet his soulmate...get a room bundle too ... that way he can see if she really is (or he) his soulmate or atleast put out.... :-D

[accident]

hahahaha
subscribed.

[Jean]

I'd rather not post up pics, but she's smoking. Also, theyre both goody christian types so no ass this trip apparently.

[Adiabatic]

Well apparently all goes well currently. He randomly showed up at her work according to both parties on facebook, and she turns out to be a hot chick and he turns out not creeping her the fuck out. No word on the state of the corvette, however.

[blunttech]

lets summarize
broke dick moron who cant afford tires meets 1st true love hobag in internet chatroom
drives 5 hours to meet her and gets no ass. a couple rounds of D&D are played before jackass points covette homeward while tugging it into and arbys potato cake wrapper

[Cong405]

Now ask your friend to give you permission to post this chick picture! Without pictures... they're all lies!

Seriously though, no ass?!\

Dude probably have blue balls right now

[Adiabatic]

They're not crazy goody, at least he's not, so I'm sure they'll fool around or something. Apparently they're driving back to GR together next Thursday and she's flying out the next Tuesday or something. I'm sure he'd have a stroke if he even knew about this thread, and it was more for the automotive idiocy in the beginning though ya'll don't seem much interested in that anymore.

Also he can afford tires, they're sitting in the corporate office's bays right now. He just didn't want to come put them on I guess.

[StereoInstaller1]

Celibacy is the biggest perversion of all.

Sigworthy right there

[pureaudio]

a couple rounds of D&D are played before jackass points covette homeward while tugging it into and arbys potato cake wrapper

Ahhahahaha, that line had me laughing for a good long time.