Someone hit me while I was double parked

[Collin]

About 11pm the other night i parked my econobox RAV4 next to my buddies dodge truck (double parked I know). I should have left my hazards on I guess, cause out of no where, some asshole in an e30 plows into the back of my car.

I look out to see what exactly happened, and some stoner kid is shining a maglight at my tow hitch, like he hit his hood on it or something.

I go out and he drives away, no license plate or anything. I think he was high cause he left in a cloud of smoke.

Should I call the alameda PD or what?

[FredK]

This thread will not take off.

[Kershaw]

haha.

[dannyg]

[Atreus]

almost!

[HarryPotter]

Sweevin.

[dashboardmonkey]

cool story bro......not really but nice try

[Farbin Kaiber]

Sorry bro, I didn't see ya til I got right up on your hitch. I wasn't paying attention because I dropped my Mendo Mulcher into the cupholder.

[FredK]

Sorry bro, I didn't see ya til I got right up on your hitch. I wasn't paying attention because I dropped my Mendo Mulcher into the cupholder.

This would have been a good reply, but he said, asshole in an E30. You don't have an E30.


:p

[MikeK]

but Farbin is an asshole, there for he is half way there.

[Farbin Kaiber]

And, I am in NorCal, driving kronus' e30 looking for places for him to live.

[FredK]

Thank you MikeK. That was my insinuation; a subtle dig I had hoped some people would pick up, but because of you, any remnants of subtlety have now been lost. This is worse than the time I slept in the basement of your house, sharing a room with a washing machine and a weight bench.

[MikeK]

I forgot to mention the amount of man-juice that was on the couch you slept on. Have a good day.

[FredK]

Guess what I rubbed my balls on in your room, when you were busy styling your hair in the bathroom.

[MikeK]

Guess what I rubbed my balls on in your room, when you were busy styling your hair in the bathroom.

So that explains the grey pubic hair that was at approx. 12mm in length on my floor.