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    #16
    Nah, that was a nose hair I clipped using your nose hair trimmer.

    Originally posted by whysimon
    WTF is hello Kitty (I'm 28 with no kids and I don't have cable)

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      #17
      Asians get nosehairs? I thought most of you guys don't even get beards.

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        #18
        Nice bro, I trim my pubes with those.
        Toyota Pickup

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          #19
          Originally posted by Farbin Kaiber View Post
          Asians get nosehairs? I thought most of you guys don't even get beards.
          I can't grow a beard. I do, however, cultivate spectacular and freakishly long nose hairs that I harvest, and later, grind them up with sesame oil and use it as a dipping sauce for edamame.

          Originally posted by MikeK View Post
          Nice bro, I trim my pubes with those.
          Indeed. With something of that size you can't risk using scissors.

          Originally posted by whysimon
          WTF is hello Kitty (I'm 28 with no kids and I don't have cable)

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            #20
            precision is key.
            Toyota Pickup

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              #21
              the K brothers have saved this thread.
              past:
              1989 325is (learner shitbox)
              1986 325e (turbo dorito)
              1991 318ic (5-lug ITB)
              1985 323i baur
              current:
              1995 M3 (suspension, 17x9/255-40, borla)

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                #22
                Great Job K-Boys.

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                  #23
                  So Farb, see anything cool in CA, or are you looking at everything through ROOR colored glass right now.

                  Originally posted by whysimon
                  WTF is hello Kitty (I'm 28 with no kids and I don't have cable)

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                    #24
                    One word.

                    Verdamper.

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                      #25
                      SExy
                      Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

                      1989 BMW 325i SOLD
                      1998 BMW Estoril Blue e36 M3/4/5 SOLD
                      1987 BMW 325 (The Piece) SOLD
                      1991 BMW 318is S52 swap (The Beast) Now Driving Project Thread: http://www.r3vlimited.com/board/showthread.php?t=234207

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                        #26
                        Streichholzschächtelchen said he's sorry, I think...

                        Stories like this make me understand why people blurr out their plates in pictures they post.

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                          #27
                          This thread makes more sense when you find it's significant other.

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                            #28
                            Originally posted by FredK View Post
                            This thread will not take off.
                            That's because it's on a treadmill. Duh.


                            1987 E30 cabrio | Bumper swap | H&R Sport | Koni Yellow | Eibach Sways | BavAuto strut bar | Cardinal seats
                            MTech2 wheel | Husco Armrest | Smoked Hella Smileys | 5k HID | Stromung | RS003
                            | Shadowline | Amber Fogs | Too much else to list



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                              #29
                              wat

                              Originally posted by ROLLingKING
                              i have a bronzit and plan on making it look sweet.
                              Originally posted by slammin.e28
                              Moral of this story?

                              If you drive your e30 on stairs, you're gonna have a bad time.

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                                #30
                                Originally posted by FredK View Post
                                I can't grow a beard. I do, however, cultivate spectacular and freakishly long nose hairs that I harvest, and later, grind them up with sesame oil and use it as a dipping sauce for edamame.


                                Indeed. With something of that size you can't risk using scissors.
                                That was golden.


                                "Its preparations are concealed, not published. Its mistakes are buried not headlined. Its dissenters are silenced, not praised. No expenditure is questioned, no rumor is printed, no secret is revealed."

                                John F. Kennedy

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