Easiest/Fastest Way to Empty a keg?

[robert325is]

my friend got me a keg yesterday, and the beer in it is pretty old... is there any way to just drain the beer, or am i just gonna have to pump all day long?

[CobraKai]

pay a few teenagers to drink/pump it all.

:P

[Jon325i]

pay a few teenagers to drink/pump it all.

:P

Jon

[KenC]

How old is it? Keg beer will last for a little while.

[rwh11385]

pay a few teenagers to drink/pump it all.

:P

pay? still.....i'll drink it for you for free. got a campus nearby? beer is beer.

[robert325is]

How old is it? Keg beer will last for a little while.

Im not sure how old it is, he got it from his country club.

its also been riding around in his truck bed for about 3 days now so it will be all foam.

last time i got beer from the CC it was so flat it wasnt even funny

[kansas-ix]

put the tap on release all the pressure and then simply press the ball in and beer will come out, flat and easy,
why empty it at all though- you guys making one of those keg tables? :)
Simply let it sit and ferment till you exchange the barrel for another one.

[E30ownerwithanopinion]

12 guage shot gun.

[MR 325]

I'm afraid you will have to drink the whole thing yourself... It's the only way

[Rob]

screwdriver on the ball valve.

[george graves]

Yea, stick your finger on the ball valve right before you go in for work/church.

[Mot]

if the beer was still good, Id say the easiest way is Me. Germany gave me this great ability to drink Beer by the liter. 12 liters later i was piss drunk but hey, who wouldnt be. :oops:

[robert325is]

haha

got the keg today.

turns out its filled all the way with budweiser.

got filled 4 days ago....

looks like there's gonna be a party this weekend

and even if i wanted i couldn't exchange the keg for a diff one... :twisted:

[MR 325]

Party!

[royalflush313]

can i come to the party?

I'll be the first to do the kEg STaNd