One helluva garage find [Jalopnik]

[nando]

every other E30 wishes it was a Sport Evo M3..

[Iain]

One guy bought both.

They're both trailer cars as they haven't been started in 20 years. I can't imagine how much $ the dudes going to have to drop to get them both to run again.

It's worth it on a Sport Evo. I drove one for a magazine comparo and instantly knew I could only ever own one of two M3s - the E46 M3 Competition Sport, or an E30 Sport Evo. I reckon its the best M3 ever.

[Ray Smoodiver]

They're in your mum.

Damnsnap.

oh snap, good burn!

Just like the burn YOUR mum gave me. Luckily I borrowed that creme your sister had for her bum grapes and everything was all gravy again.

[Iain]

She used the 12" strap-on on you, didn't she? Dad says you kept asking him to spit in your "Sinkhole Of Doom", you sick unit.

Now, I must away as my loins were chafed greatly during my repeated and violent thrusting into your dead great-great-great grandmother's eye socket. I went too deep, methinks, and also bruised the head of my knob on her spine.

[Raxe]

I wonder how many km's are on those cars...

I sure wish the 100 word article would have told us if one had 37 miles, the other had 57 miles and the RS200 had 1042 miles.

Guess we'll never know.

[Ray Smoodiver]

She used the 12" strap-on on you, didn't she? Dad says you kept asking him to spit in your "Sinkhole Of Doom", you sick unit.

Now, I must away as my loins were chafed greatly during my repeated and violent thrusting into your dead great-great-great grandmother's eye socket. I went too deep, methinks, and also bruised the head of my knob on her spine.

I prefer to call it my Great Pit of Carkoon. The strap-on up my jacksie is the only way I can get off these days, she spoils me.

I hope grandmama didn't decompose too much on you, she's getting to be a drain having to bury her each time after repeated skull fuckings, I know.

[sam3]

every other E30 wishes it was a Sport Evo M3..

There were 600 Sport evo's produced but only 500 evo II's, many consider the Evo II to be the ultimate iteration of the car as the 220 hp 2.3 has a completely different character than the higher torque/lower revving 2.5. Besides that, I have an Evo II and not a SE, and, as one Brit friend put it; the colors available on the SE were "rubbish"

[bp9129]

i hope im this rich one day
like wtf.... buy two m3s, race against friend for afternoon, put them in garage.................(forget?).........

heres the dude that bought them on s14.net

http://www.s14.net/forums/showthread.php?t=44227&page=3