Top Gear is taking partial responsibility for Volcano in Iceland

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  • OrganicMechanic
    E30 Mastermind
    • Jan 2008
    • 1719

    #1

    Top Gear is taking partial responsibility for Volcano in Iceland

    Originally posted by media commentator Annalisa Kneejerk
    According to local media, the shaggy-haired television presenter was witnessed driving a modified Hilux to the rim of the Eyjafjallajoekull volcano last week.
    Though initially assumed that he was simply filming a feature for the the popular motoring television show, it has since been speculated that May's purpose was far more devious.
    "It has been scientifically proven that TopGear is responsible for almost every evil in the modern world, so the eruption of a furious tectonic force barely a week after Richard Clarkson's ‘visit' can hardly be viewed as mere coincidence,"










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  • george graves
    I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
    • Oct 2003
    • 19986

    #2
    I love those guys.
    Originally posted by Matt-B
    hey does anyone know anyone who gets upset and makes electronics?

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    • E30Nova
      E30 Mastermind
      • May 2009
      • 1546

      #3
      Eyjafjallajoekull volcano
      Who the fuck names shit like that?

      Matt
      Matt

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      I pack my CD player with asbestos. Those mother fuckers pay dearly for stealing my shit.
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      • OrganicMechanic
        E30 Mastermind
        • Jan 2008
        • 1719

        #4
        the same people whom brought you Bjork.

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        • Jon325i
          R3V OG
          • Oct 2003
          • 6934

          #5
          Props to the Top Gear guys for accepting responsibility re: the volcano. I've been keeping an eye on the news waiting for some enviro-movement to blame Bush for it.


          Jon
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          • Vince30
            R3VLimited
            • May 2009
            • 2318

            #6
            Can I get those pics in hi-res?

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            • StereoInstaller1
              GAS
              • Jul 2004
              • 22679

              #7
              Originally posted by Vince30
              Can I get those pics in hi-res?
              no, sorry.

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              • mrsleeve
                I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                • Mar 2005
                • 16385

                #8
                Originally posted by E30Nova
                Who the fuck names shit like that?

                Matt
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                • BigD
                  E30 Enthusiast
                  • Jul 2006
                  • 1085

                  #9
                  Richard Clarkson eh... that'd be one ugly ass lovechild.

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                  • Jean
                    Moderator
                    • Aug 2006
                    • 18228

                    #10
                    :bow:
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                    • M-technik-3
                      I waste 90% of my day here and all I got was this stupid title
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 18946

                      #11
                      Love getting my dose of Top-Gear humor when I get home off the road. They are always doing something stupid and zaney. Just watched the X5M vs the V12 twin turbo diesel Audi Q7 vs the Range Rover Sport episode.
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                      • AndrewBird
                        The Mad Scientist
                        • Oct 2003
                        • 11892

                        #12
                        God I can't wait for the new season to start...

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                        • GOOBER
                          Mod Crazy
                          • Oct 2008
                          • 663

                          #13
                          love me some top gear. those guys are awesome.

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                          • Norwegiandane
                            Advanced Member
                            • Mar 2010
                            • 110

                            #14
                            Figures it would be May. He's a clod.
                            You're entitled to your own opinions, not your own facts.

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                            • txtorquemade
                              E30 Mastermind
                              • Mar 2009
                              • 1758

                              #15
                              Originally posted by E30Nova
                              Who the fuck names shit like that?

                              Matt

                              uh....Icelanders????? ....maybe
                              sigpic 1987 325is

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