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[bimmerboy08]

PMs answered, eagerly awaiting arrival. Will edit this post with pics when I take them.

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PMs answered, eagerly awaiting arrival. Will edit this post with pics when I take them.

Make us proud bimmerboy08, make us proud!

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To Homegrone30,
Luis325 has not received Hans yet and Im a bit worried cuz of it.
Do you have any shipping info or tracking number for it when you sent Hans?
Trien sending you a PM but your PM box is full.
Please respond.

Thanks

Archie

[agent]

I already said my pms are acting funny on my phone. I work all day and r3v is blocked on our web.

That's weak. Surely you have a friend with a computer who will let you use it for a few minutes...?

[Luis325]

Still no Hans :(
Poor thing must be freezing somewhere dreaming about the warm carribean weather!!!

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Still no Hans :(
Poor thing must be freezing somewhere dreaming about the warm carribean weather!!!

No Hans, NO Homegrone30 either!

[idanity]

No Hans, NO Homegrone30 either!

change their avatar to something in which would motivate him

[Xat1cZ]

Still no Hans :(
Poor thing must be freezing somewhere dreaming about the warm carribean weather!!!

Poor fella must feel abandoned and alone :| .. the sparkle in his chrome trim might be gone forever

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NEXT MEMBER WHO FUCKS THIS UP I'M GONNA EMBARRASS THE SHIT OUT OF YOU BY POSTING ALL YOUR PM's! NEW RULES!

For all members still waiting and that have read this post a reply to it that it was read and made clear please.
I will no longer send you Hans until you post in this thread before that you will NOT FUCK IT UP AND AND MAKE THAT A PROMISE to me,members in waiting and all members to R3V that enjoy this Hans Thread.

If you choose not to post and bump this Hans thread with a promise before receiving Hans you just get skipped! That simple.
I'm SO done with the stupid idiots who can't handle playing along with this simple little game.
Such a huge waste of time many of you have caused me!

[catuned]

This is sad ;(

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This is sad ;(

Yes it is. This has turned into the ultimate retard test.

[Wh33lhop]

Are you fucking serious... come on r3v.

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This is the new Hans agreement. You don't like it? Tough, then you don't get Hans.

Hi! My name is __________ and I'm up to receive Hans next. I PROMISE not to take longer than a week with Hans and get him quickly sent out to the next member in line waiting. If I don't don't do what I promised to everyone then I earned the title as being a complete 'FUCKING IDIOT' here on The R3V Forums!
And I'm totally aware that if lie to everyone I will see this PROMISE I MADE posted again and again til it runs me off from R3V and makes me join a lame ass Honda Forum.
So I won't let you all down and THAT'S A PROMISE!

_______________
My member name

[Todd Black 88]

Hi! My name is TODD and I would like to get in on this, if these dumbasses ever get thier shit together and start shipping Hans off in a timely manor. SO..........I PROMISE not to take longer than a week with Hans and get him quickly sent out to the next member in line waiting. If I don't don't do what I promised to everyone then I earned the title as being a complete 'FUCKING IDIOT' here on The R3V Forums!
And I'm totally aware that if lie to everyone I will see this PROMISE I MADE posted again and again til it runs me off from R3V and makes me join a lame ass Honda Forum.
So I won't let you all down and THAT'S A PROMISE!

Todd Black 88:D


Slightly modified for a new guy?

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Hi! My name is TODD and I would like to get in on this, if these dumbasses ever get thier shit together and start shipping Hans off in a timely manor. SO..........I PROMISE not to take longer than a week with Hans and get him quickly sent out to the next member in line waiting. If I don't don't do what I promised to everyone then I earned the title as being a complete 'FUCKING IDIOT' here on The R3V Forums!
And I'm totally aware that if lie to everyone I will see this PROMISE I MADE posted again and again til it runs me off from R3V and makes me join a lame ass Honda Forum.
So I won't let you all down and THAT'S A PROMISE!

Todd Black 88:D


Slightly modified for a new guy?

Todd, this was meant not as a sign up but to show what one would be expecting from me in a pm before Hans is to be sent.
Sign up is closed,sorry.