The "Why I love my Diving Boards" Thread

[BrooklynMW]

This thread is for those of us who sport the good ol' Diving Boards, and love em. List some reasons why you love your diving boards.

(People with late-models are welcome to join in on commentary. However, the traitors with early-model, retrofit plastics.....take a walk! Why you got to be ashamed?)

Tucks are ok.


So, here's why I love my diving boards:

Some prick in an Accord decides to park right behind me, and in order to get as far away from a fire hydrant as possible, sticks his nose right up onto my car. there was literally 1 inch between his front bumper and my rear. The car in front of mine is also only about 6 inches away. I am totally boxed in, cuz 2 selfish mothers decided to squeeze into spots they couldn't fit into.

So as I make my 13 point turn to pull out of my spot (good thing I have power steering), I take full advantage of my 5mph resistant bumpers. I wanted to make sure both these pricks knew they did wrong. So I had no problems bumping into either of their cars. I would simply let go of the brake and have at it.

I pull away, completely unscathed. Can't say the same for the other 2 dingleberries.

I love my Diving Boards

[ak-]

Uh oh.

[freeride53]

[ak-]

[BrooklynMW]

Uh oh.

Wha uh oh?

[Dj Buttchug]

wut

[nickflic3]

Here for teh lulz

OP, I painted my diving boards black. I still don't love them.

[Jaxx_]

I love my diving boards because it brings the lulz

[woodisgood]

Meh..... I have some bumper stickers that I bought on ebay that say " I heart gay porn" they are in my glove box for occasions such as this. Wouldn't crack up their cars but sure as hell would stick a couple of them on their bumpers and then giggle my ass off that it will probably take a few days for them to notice them.

[1.1.Six]

I used to have diving boards.... and then I came to my senses, bought an 89 and parked the 86 :D

[Ryann]

okay, so let's be positive. UV resistant. That's about all.

[BrooklynMW]

Meh..... I have some bumper stickers that I bought on ebay that say " I heart gay porn" they are in my glove box for occasions such as this. Wouldn't crack up their cars but sure as hell would stick a couple of them on their bumpers and then giggle my ass off that it will probably take a few days for them to notice them.

Dude, that is freaking brilliant! That is a much better way to carry out revenge. Thank you for showing me the light. I am going out and buying me some awful bumper stickers.

Afterall, I never really liked taking my revenge out on the cars themselves. It wasn't the cars' fault. Just didn't know how else to do it.

[u3b3rg33k]

:D

Just another reason for me to not go low. Shopping carts are taller than you think these days...

[pharow]

i love them because they came with the car.

[yyi]

Meh..... I have some bumper stickers that I bought on ebay that say " I heart gay porn" they are in my glove box for occasions such as this. Wouldn't crack up their cars but sure as hell would stick a couple of them on their bumpers and then giggle my ass off that it will probably take a few days for them to notice them.

this is really brilliant