The "Why I love my Diving Boards" Thread

[bmw325csi]

the only thing I loved about my diving boards is that the scrap collectors took em off my front lawn

[AbsorbantNut]

The thing I love about my diving boards is that they double as weights

BTW, Im going plastic. Im already halfway done:D

[Holland]

What I loved best about my diving boards is that I swapped them with metal euro bumpers. Who knew I would save weight by changing aluminum bumpers for steel ones.

[Dude]

Me and my friends with volvo 240s bump each other all the time haha.

[u3b3rg33k]

What I loved best about my diving boards is that I swapped them with metal euro bumpers. Who knew I would save weight by changing aluminum bumpers for steel ones.

That's what I plan on loving best about mine. Some day.

[u3b3rg33k]

I love my diving boards because it brings the lulz

Your sig brings the lulz. If you were flying a plane, the passengers would want out.

[BrooklynMW]

OP here. I come away from this thread for a few days and return to find I pissed a lot of people off. I love all the reactions! This is what a forum is all about. Slam away. I can take it!

Allow me to defend myself for one quick moment, however. I did not deliberately damage either car, but in order to get out of the parking situation both cars left me in, (like i said, I had to do like a 13 point turn and it took a good couple of minutes) I had no choice but to kiss bumper. and kiss them hard. I'm just glad to know that while doing that, my car would not sustain any damage. I'm not sure if I left any marks on the other cars, but I did what I had to do to get out of the space they left we with.


Fire away.

[llll1l1ll]

It's people like OP that cost me 500 bucks for simply parking in a space. Granted, I was not mushed up against someone in a parallel parking situation; however, I was parked neatly within the lines and some idiot backed into my car at full speed and caused ~1,800 in damage. I did nothing and I didn't even see it happen or found out who did it. Then I had to pay 500 to get it fixed.

Essentially, OP did the same thing, just not as drastic and with other outlying factors.

Anyway, I used to have diving boards. I liked them when I tucked them.

YEAH THAT'S RIGHT I TUCKED THEM THINGS WHADDAYA GONNA DEW ABOU TIT/

[Jparkr]

OP here. I come away from this thread for a few days and return to find I pissed a lot of people off. I love all the reactions! This is what a forum is all about. Slam away. I can take it!

Allow me to defend myself for one quick moment, however. I did not deliberately damage either car, but in order to get out of the parking situation both cars left me in, (like i said, I had to do like a 13 point turn and it took a good couple of minutes) I had no choice but to kiss bumper. and kiss them hard. I'm just glad to know that while doing that, my car would not sustain any damage. I'm not sure if I left any marks on the other cars, but I did what I had to do to get out of the space they left we with.


Fire away.

Shut the hell up. That is such a douche bag move. You said your self in the OP that you hit their bumpers on purpose to teach them a lesson.
You should probably not create anymore threads. Especially ones telling us about the swift justice you serve up when someone wrongs you in some way.

And for the record if I came out and saw some clapped out E30 smashing into any one of my cars I would call the police. Stand in front of your car till they got their and have my entire front or rear end resprayed on your dime, regardless of damage. Because that is the kind of treatment and justice you deserve in return.