Can Anyone Help With Some People Finding?

[deutschman]

The best car prank I have ever heard is to take wet newspaper and wrap it around their car, preferably at night, and if it gets cold where you are then when they come out to their car in the morning it is frozen solid with newspaper. It wont cause any damage but would seriously piss someone off.

lol! i love this one! sadly i live in san francisco so the weather is not quite cold enough. i thin k it drops to about 46F at night right now and is about 53F during the day...

[NKRoberts]

lol! i love this one! sadly i live in san francisco so the weather is not quite cold enough. i thin k it drops to about 46F at night right now and is about 53F during the day...

Yeah I forgot you were in SF. A few years ago a buddy of mine got dumped a few days before christmas so he went to her house on christmas eve and did this. So she got a nice christmas present, we definitely lol'd

[freeride53]

set the building on fire

[jasonsnoddy]

Carbomb. Youll have the whole block laughing

[ldsbeaker]

You're going about this all wrong.
How about going over there and introducing yourself?
"Hey, how are YOU doing?"

Kill her with charm. Then work your way into her life.
Hey, you might even get lucky.

Once you've completed this phase,
then proceed to RUIN HER FUCKING LIFE.
Break her heart, pee on her face, whatever.

Since you're a college kid, there's probably a great possibility that either you or her are transient, and won't be living in this apartment complex forever. So you can commence with the ruining of her life right before summer break.

Or, you'll really find out that you're into her. Then you can laugh about the time she was a bitch and got you a ticket for no good reason. Kids love those kind of stories.


WTF, this is r3v. She's less than 100 feet from you, and you're asking us to get info on her.

Flaming dog poo on her doorstep.

[Luis325]

Man i wrapped a friends mini cooper in the plastic wrap they use in the airports to wrap the luggage.. LOL cant remember the name right now in english...LOL

It was pretty funny! Also if you get her number put her car up on craiglist for dirt cheap!
People will call like crazy!

[deutschman]

That's why I want her number.
If you guys could see this woman/thing you would not suggest me going over and trying to get with her.
She is truly something ells.
I think pee might do her face some good...

[NKRoberts]

I think pee might do her face some good...

[deutschman]

well she did it again!
this time she spied on us for a few weeks and reported us for multiple lease violations.
we are allowed to have one pet in the house and she reported us for halving a dog and a goldfish.
she reported us for walking our dog off leash, because my brother was throwing a ball for our dog.
she got us for a few other things as well. the list was long and quite detailed which means she really pays a lot of attention to what we do in and around our house every day.
what a weirdo!
we have had no problems with her for weeks until now.

[Vtec?lol]

ugh i hate people llike this. Go over ther and fight that bitch in the face!

wait... provoke her or give her a reason to come over again and then fight her in the face.

But really, invite her over and feed her a cup full of piss. Then if she gets mad and starts messing things up, you can fight her in the face.

In all seriousness, it's pretty whack to make someone uncomfortable in their own home. What she does is totally foul, but all you can do now is not give her any reasons to call in on you. Sorry dude

[801coppertop]

Stupid Bitch!!!! She deserves the worse! I am going to put some serious brain power into this and collaborate with some villains and get back to you!

[payney8]

Is there a power board feeding the complex? If so turn her breaker of and lock it.

[801coppertop]

Got it!!!!
1) eat a shit ton of asparagus
2) pee where her a/c intake is
3) she drives around smelling your asparagus pee for a while!
4) repeat
5) repeat.......i would continue this pattern for a couple months

[Joe G]

Write an anonymous letter to the apartment manager saying that lately there have been shady people coming around her apartment late at night, and it seems as though she is selling drugs from her apartment.

If thats to extreme get her phone number/email and a pic of a hot piece of ass, post them on craigslist from a bogus email and say she is looking for a bang. She will have hundreds of emails asking her to meet up/pics of guys dicks.

if that too is too much for you save up your dogs poo for a few days (gross, but worth it) and after you've accumulated about 10 good turds go on a late night mission putting them in around her car, on the way to her car, by her door, under her doormat if she has one(she wont know where the smell is coming from), etc...


Then there is always
-'liquid ass' in/on door handles, AC inlets, etc...
-call strippers (male or female) to her place, from a blocked number of course
-tell a mutual friend she gave someone you know an herpes, or that she is a hermaphrodite, anything along those lines and make sure you tell it to someone she knows so that it gets back to her.
-stuff her muffler with dead fish(self explanatory)

[5Toes]

well she did it again!
this time she spied on us for a few weeks and reported us for multiple lease violations.
we are allowed to have one pet in the house and she reported us for halving a dog and a goldfish.
she reported us for walking our dog off leash, because my brother was throwing a ball for our dog.
she got us for a few other things as well. the list was long and quite detailed which means she really pays a lot of attention to what we do in and around our house every day.
what a weirdo!
we have had no problems with her for weeks until now.

Do what Sagaris did witht he car battery and horn. But hardwire it so it goes until she can figure out how she turns it off.

When I was in High School I got kicked out of my English class for being a jackass (loads of stories about that one) and they put me in a sewing class. I made a cheap blue bag in that sewing class and had no idea what to do with it. It looked like the perfect size to house a car battery. So thats what I did! I had an 87 Jetta GLi parts car so I took the battery from it, put it in the bag, along with the horn from the Jetta, a receiver+servo from an R/C glider I never finished building, and had myself a remote controlled car horn in an inconspicuous blue bag.

Initially the plan was to stick the "hornybag" or whatever you could call it next to my parents bed and wait til about 3am to switch on the remote and get a reaction out of them. That never worked since they heard a car horn blaring from my bedroom while I was building it and accidentally triggered it off and walked in to my bedroom and interrogated me as to why I was doing what I was doing. So anyways my friends and I had a good time with it. We dropped it off in the bushes at Wendys right next to the drive-through order sign and sat in my friends car (Schwarz 1989 325is w/ some ACS goodies btw, I was still stuck in the VW scene at that time unfortunately) in the parking lot and as people pulled up to order.....
Wendys:"Hi can I take your order?"
Customer:" Yeah uh, can I get a.." BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
Customer:" A number.." BEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

Nothing showed up on their ordering screen since their order was drowned out by the sound of some random car horn right next to the mic. They were asked to pull forward to complete their order :P

While waiting for the next victim, two Wendy's employees came outside , one of them, a Mexican guy, reached in the bushes and pulled the bag out , placed it on the sidewalk and carefully unzipped it. The employees peered into the bag cautiously to see a car battery along with a mess of wires, duct tape, electrical tape, and some electronic components. The Mexican guy got his face closer to the bag to get a better look inside BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!! He jumped back and ran straight inside with the other employee. We figured they must have thought it was some sort of bomb or something. I passed the remote off to my friend, and ran inside the Wendy's to explain to them that it was just a prank that I had put together and not to be alarmed or anything. Well as soon as I walked in the Mexican employee was on the phone with 911 and speaking frantically. So I did one of these:


didn't say a word, ran and grabbed the bag, which was still sitting on the sidewalk, and we got out of there.

My friends borrowed the horn in a bag one day while I was at work and ended up pissing someone off enough to get the cops called on them and that was the end of my battery, my bag, my horn, and my R/C radio system. We had a lot of fun with it and pissed a lot of people off while it was alive though.