Can Anyone Help With Some People Finding?

[whterice]

expanding foam in her exhaust..
remove a lug nut from each wheel and use green loctite on the threads and reinstall the lugnut. if not green use red
get some sticky tire weights and attach them to their drive shaft or axles
loctite their door locks again with red or green.
if they park by a pole can just attach some wire to a random part under their car to the pole.
dump hot sauce in the fresh air intake at the bottom of the windshield
heat up some molasses and pour it all over their car. when it cools its a bitch to get off
spray liquid butter all over their windows.
dump used oil on their car
if you know what apartment they live in you could place a 2x4 across the door and attach a rope or wire around the door knob and around the 2x4 to keep it up and from them opening their door
photoshop a eviction notice and post it on their door
fill their mail box with mono foam
get a athletic waterbottle with one of those thin straws attached and piss in it and late at night when you believe they are sleeping put the straw under their door and spray the inside of their doorway with it so it starts to stink
dump piss on the outside of their door so it smells
I could keep on going if you like

[Vtec?lol]

Rub shit under her door handles so it gets all over her hand when she opens her door.

Fixed

[BoxDriver86]

Step 1: Find a religious nut with pamphlets.
Step 2: Take several of the pamphlets and put them around your apartment complex.
Step 3: Wait for her to file a complaint either about your soliciting or other act.
Step 4: Follow up on her complaint with the police saying that she has been watching you and attempting to get you in trouble for multiple small acts. Be sure to explain that you feel that she is acting against you for your religious beliefs and you fear for your life. Tell them about her mutterings under her breath at you and how they sounded like threats.
Step 5: Press charges for attempted hate crimes against you and ask for a restraining order.
Step 6: Enjoy traditional American legal abuse.

We did this in college when we had some problems with a neighbor who was pulling the "I have nothing better to do and I hate myself so I'll make other lives as miserable as my own" act. Trust me, when the police have already been contacted about her potential "hate crime thoughts" against you, any report she files would just be ammo and no longer taken seriously.

Step 7: Get a burger. They're good on a low budget and I would like one right now.

[ieatpeople]

next time she parks in your spot, have her car towed. nothing she can do or say about it, she's gotta pay them. can't even take you to court, because she violated the parking arrangement of the apartment complex.

[Cabriolet]

the best way to solve this is to not do anything directly @ her. for EVERYthing she does, call the cops. if she is a having a party, has people living there for more than 72hours, subletting is usually not permitted. etc. if you want to get her, get her in a way she cant sue you for. IE don't prank her. goldfish aren't considered pet's. you are allowed to have you dog off it's leash on private property.

and if she is pissing off all the other tenants, have a written petition to get her evicted!

[Joe G]

sneak into her place after eating mexican/indian food and upper tank her.

[CabbE30]

Chain her car to a poll or tree and have her go on a treasure hunt to find the key. Hide the key in a pile of shit or just put it somewhere stupid.

Make a treasure map if you wanna get super piratey.

[Blendercloud]

next time she parks in your spot, have her car towed. nothing she can do or say about it, she's gotta pay them. can't even take you to court, because she violated the parking arrangement of the apartment complex.

This is probably the most legitimate avenue of recourse out of all of these.

Or...

I saw that someone mentioned spray foam. Instead of spray foaming her exhaust, use the expanding insulation foam in the door jams on the three sides of her car doors. They'll have to cut the fucking doors off to get in again.

Since San Fran gets a lot of rain, you could also rip the rubber off her wiper blades. That'll scar her windshield pretty good next time she uses them.

I also heard a story once... during hot summer days, the pores on glass windshield left out in the sun open up as they heat up. In this story, a person threw a bloody, raw steak on someone else's windshield. The blood soaked into the glass and stained it. The big, red stain never came out of the glass.

[deutschman]

get some sticky tire weights and attach them to their drive shaft or axles

wow thats good!

yeah i think i am just going to wait it out and see what she does. when i went and had a meeting with our building supervisor about our "multiple leas violations" i easily explained away most of the charges against me and the other people living with me.
the only thing that we are actually doing wrong is my girl friend has been living with me and she is not on the leas so she needs to be added.
i also want to mention that i live on federal land. the part of sf i live in is called the presidio and was a army base bought by the feds and rented out to the public.
i told the building manager that they had been smoking weed and having loud parties next door on multiple occasions which is true. big no no with the feds.
besides that i am just going to watch what she is doing. tell her to fuck off if she comes to close to my house looking in the windows. report her if she does anything wrong. play her game.

[tjts1]

Put an ad up on CL for free car parts, bring your own tools. Include picture and location of her car.
Give her a free oil change. Neglect the add oil part.
Peel off her registration sticker, over and over.
Add random bumper sticker.
Put tire shine on her tires including the tread.
Lubricated her squeaky brake disks.
Add pebbles to her muffler.

Ok thats probably going a little far. Don't do these things.

[bernzpeed]

This is the most sensible thing to do. If they park on your spot, have it towed.

next time she parks in your spot, have her car towed. nothing she can do or say about it, she's gotta pay them. can't even take you to court, because she violated the parking arrangement of the apartment complex.

[bernzpeed]

Put an ad up on CL for free car parts, bring your own tools. Include picture and location of her car.

This is a good one too.

[daniel]

You sound like me, a poor college student. It takes me 2 weeks to make about $450 bucks too as a student intern!

Let us know what happens, Good luck!

which is why you want to buy a GLK, right?

[Dermeister3]

just return the favor. if you're bored one day, read the apartment complex agreement and find random ass rules that im sure everyone is breaking. correct them in your own apartment and then call the Housing Authority on her.

[delatlanta1281]

How did I know this thread would come to this. Great ideas everyone!
Just do her and get it over with.