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    CL ad, read this!

    Funny ad on CL:

    BMW M5 E34 (westchester)

    Date: 2011-01-04, 3:05AM EST
    Reply to: sale-7ebpy-2142700464@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]

    BMW E34 M5!!
    Black on Black!
    Fully loaded!!
    No bs problems!!!!
    Runs perfectly!!!!
    Drive home and stare at glory while it sits in the drive way glaring back at you,
    while you enjoy the enormous hard on you have!!
    Your girl friend/ wife/ hot girl on the corner who youve been trying to get with will now adore you!
    DO NOT want to sell her... but,
    I just gotta Puerto rican girl freind and well. . . yea, ya know the deal!
    Make me a serious offer!
    Although I must admit I will not tolerate any low ballers, joy riders, tire kickers or ass holes!!
    I will kick you face in if you are any of the above!!! No BS!
    I know what I have and the value it has!
    These are getting harder to find as time passes on.
    First person with cash in hand and is serious takes her home as i cry in my drive way..
    call soon due to the fact that i might end up deciding to keep her an dumpin the bitch! >8-D
    Its only because i have a few other BMW's that i making a "compormise"
    my number is (914)-(588)-(0632)
    call at any time from 9Am to 11Pm
    Thank you for looking!




    Location: westchester
    it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

    #2
    link to ad?

    Originally posted by ROLLingKING
    i have a bronzit and plan on making it look sweet.
    Originally posted by slammin.e28
    Moral of this story?

    If you drive your e30 on stairs, you're gonna have a bad time.

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      #3
      Originally posted by 5ickride View Post
      DO NOT want to sell her... but,
      I just gotta Puerto rican girl freind and well. . . yea, ya know the deal!

      I don't? Someone needs to kick him in the face for selling the car because of puerto rican gf.
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        #4

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          #5
          Originally posted by Jean View Post
          I don't? Someone needs to kick him in the face for selling the car because of puerto rican gf.
          I have a Puerto Rican wife,

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            #6
            lol
            - Josh
            1990 325is

            Need a shift boot?
            Looking to buy shift boot frames, PM if you have one to sell

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              #7
              someone find out how much he wants lol

              Originally posted by ROLLingKING
              i have a bronzit and plan on making it look sweet.
              Originally posted by slammin.e28
              Moral of this story?

              If you drive your e30 on stairs, you're gonna have a bad time.

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                #8
                yeah wtf..I hate when people don't list asking prices.
                Originally posted by Dozyproductions
                All girls fuck but not all girls fuck around with combustion engines.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by mamzak View Post
                  yeah wtf..I hate when people don't list asking prices.
                  moreso when they demand you not lowball them, lol

                  Originally posted by ROLLingKING
                  i have a bronzit and plan on making it look sweet.
                  Originally posted by slammin.e28
                  Moral of this story?

                  If you drive your e30 on stairs, you're gonna have a bad time.

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                    #10
                    Oh my gosh! He really doesn't want to sell it! But he uses exclamation points so much! Like every other sentence! It's crazy! Lmfao.

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                      #11
                      Kick the girlfriend in the face...!!!!!
                      keep the car...!!!!

                      Fucking bitch..!!!!!!!!
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                      This Forum is built on love, and powered by Sexual Tension!

                      When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by MonkeyMadness View Post
                        Kick the girlfriend in the face...!!!!!
                        keep the car...!!!!

                        Fucking bitch..!!!!!!!!
                        And enjoy the hard on!!...

                        lol

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                          #13
                          !

                          Closing SOON!
                          "LAST CHANCE FOR G.A.S." DEAL IS ON NOW

                          Luke AT germanaudiospecialties DOT com or text 425-761-6450, or for quickest answers, call me at the shop 360-669-0398

                          Thanks for 10 years of fun!

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                            #14
                            Exclamation point.

                            Originally posted by ROLLingKING
                            i have a bronzit and plan on making it look sweet.
                            Originally posted by slammin.e28
                            Moral of this story?

                            If you drive your e30 on stairs, you're gonna have a bad time.

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by 5ickride View Post
                              First person with cash in hand and is serious takes her home as i cry in my drive way..
                              ill show up with cash, and i will be very serious. only the cash will be 2 dollar bills.


                              wait, hes still talking about the GF right?

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