Funny ad on CL:
BMW M5 E34 (westchester)
Date: 2011-01-04, 3:05AM EST
Reply to: sale-7ebpy-2142700464@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
BMW E34 M5!!
Black on Black!
Fully loaded!!
No bs problems!!!!
Runs perfectly!!!!
Drive home and stare at glory while it sits in the drive way glaring back at you,
while you enjoy the enormous hard on you have!!
Your girl friend/ wife/ hot girl on the corner who youve been trying to get with will now adore you!
DO NOT want to sell her... but,
I just gotta Puerto rican girl freind and well. . . yea, ya know the deal!
Make me a serious offer!
Although I must admit I will not tolerate any low ballers, joy riders, tire kickers or ass holes!!
I will kick you face in if you are any of the above!!! No BS!
I know what I have and the value it has!
These are getting harder to find as time passes on.
First person with cash in hand and is serious takes her home as i cry in my drive way..
call soon due to the fact that i might end up deciding to keep her an dumpin the bitch! >8-D
Its only because i have a few other BMW's that i making a "compormise"
my number is (914)-(588)-(0632)
call at any time from 9Am to 11Pm
Thank you for looking!
Location: westchester
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
BMW M5 E34 (westchester)
Date: 2011-01-04, 3:05AM EST
Reply to: sale-7ebpy-2142700464@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
BMW E34 M5!!
Black on Black!
Fully loaded!!
No bs problems!!!!
Runs perfectly!!!!
Drive home and stare at glory while it sits in the drive way glaring back at you,
while you enjoy the enormous hard on you have!!
Your girl friend/ wife/ hot girl on the corner who youve been trying to get with will now adore you!
DO NOT want to sell her... but,
I just gotta Puerto rican girl freind and well. . . yea, ya know the deal!
Make me a serious offer!
Although I must admit I will not tolerate any low ballers, joy riders, tire kickers or ass holes!!
I will kick you face in if you are any of the above!!! No BS!
I know what I have and the value it has!
These are getting harder to find as time passes on.
First person with cash in hand and is serious takes her home as i cry in my drive way..
call soon due to the fact that i might end up deciding to keep her an dumpin the bitch! >8-D
Its only because i have a few other BMW's that i making a "compormise"
my number is (914)-(588)-(0632)
call at any time from 9Am to 11Pm
Thank you for looking!
Location: westchester
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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