My kids will never turn out this way

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  • BS87
    E30 Mastermind
    • Oct 2003
    • 1606

    #16
    10$ says Josh is arrested for armed assault on these kids when ge does something their parents should have done long ago.

    I would set up an elaborate electrified fence of somesort.

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    • Jand3rson
      Banned
      • Oct 2003
      • 37587

      #17
      Originally posted by BS87
      10$ says Josh is arrested for armed assault on these kids when ge does something their parents should have done long ago.
      Fuck no. Fire, and duck out of the view of the window. My airsoft pellets are black and dark grey, they'd never even find the pellet after it hit them, let alone know where the shot came from.

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      • bkelsey86
        Banned
        • Oct 2003
        • 1173

        #18
        Just invite them into your bed and offer them alcohol then take care of them....hey at least you know you won't get in trouble :D

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        • silverblades181
          Wrencher
          • Nov 2004
          • 222

          #19
          I say wait till they get cars of their own and then drop a truck load of dirt one them and once they come out of their house to see whats happening, moon them and run like hell.
          E30 325i 1990 (Winter beater)
          E36 M3/4/5 1997 (Futur IP car?)
          BMW Club of Quebec

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          • Mot
            45 toting redneck
            • Jul 2004
            • 4018

            #20
            Originally posted by silverblades181
            I say wait till they get cars of their own and then drop a truck load of dirt one them and once they come out of their house to see whats happening, moon them and run like hell.
            thats fuckin brilliant. Im there to help josh.

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            • e30Matt
              R3V Elite
              • Dec 2003
              • 5077

              #21
              Originally posted by Mot
              Originally posted by silverblades181
              I say wait till they get cars of their own and then drop a truck load of dirt one them and once they come out of their house to see whats happening, moon them and run like hell.
              thats fuckin brilliant. Im there to help josh.
              Shit, I'd fly out to Oregon just to take part in that. :)

              "See, we're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anyone wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired."

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              • Mike 91 318ic
                E30 Addict
                • Jun 2004
                • 429

                #22
                Rent a SUV and drive over their bikes :P I know how you feel it's just a respect issue... Kids today seriously lack it. If I did that as a kid I'd get smacked and would have to pay for it out of my allowance. Shitty thing is you can't get mad cause once they're teenagers they'll fuck with you for as long as you're around.

                M

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                • golde30
                  R3V OG
                  • Nov 2003
                  • 11464

                  #23
                  get a shotgun and sit on yer porch and clean it all day...if theres one thing rednecks know, its guns... :roll:
                  IG: @Baye30

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                  • Nathan
                    Mod Crazy
                    • Apr 2004
                    • 671

                    #24
                    Originally posted by golde30
                    get a shotgun and sit on yer porch and clean it all day...if theres one thing rednecks know, its guns... :roll:
                    You must have misread his post. They aren't rednecks. They are white trash, and the only thing white trash understands is sex and drugs, meth mostly...
                    PNW E30 CREW ///

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                    • bkelsey86
                      Banned
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 1173

                      #25
                      tie some drugs to a string then slowly reel the kids in and bam....unload with the airsoft gun.

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                      • NC325iC
                        R3V OG
                        • Mar 2004
                        • 6565

                        #26
                        i think the old shotgun pump would scare them off... next time theyre playin in yer yard
                        *chick chick* get the fuck outta my yard
                        thatd scare the shit outta me if i was a kid
                        Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

                        Originally posted by TimKninja
                        Im more afraid of this thread turning into one of those classic R3v moments, where Pizza gets delivered.

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                        • NC325iC
                          R3V OG
                          • Mar 2004
                          • 6565

                          #27
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                          Your signature picture has been removed since it contained the Photobucket "upgrade your account" image.

                          Originally posted by TimKninja
                          Im more afraid of this thread turning into one of those classic R3v moments, where Pizza gets delivered.

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                          • Nathan
                            Mod Crazy
                            • Apr 2004
                            • 671

                            #28
                            Originally posted by NC325iC
                            500
                            There really needs to be a post whore smiley...
                            PNW E30 CREW ///

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                            • Dave
                              E30 RAT
                              • Nov 2003
                              • 11675

                              #29
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                              • Digitalwave
                                is a poseur
                                • Oct 2003
                                • 6280

                                #30
                                Sorry to hear that Josh. You and Jordan have some crappy luck with kids up in Oregon.

                                RISING EDGE

                                Let's drive fast and have fun.

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