My kids will never turn out this way

[Il Duce]

The only good cat is a dead cat.

yes

[M42Technik]

The only good cat is a dead cat.

yes

Dammit where is that animation of the cat getting shot in "The Boondock Saints" when you need it?!

[kylebes1]

our cat likes to sit on my car. i was declawed so it only tracks dirt, which is very bad in itself.

I cannot kill our cat because my family would do the same to me!

[Pedro]

i was declawed, which is very bad in itself.

that must have hurt like hell. :D

[KDZROK]

Hurry up and have a kid and then have your kid beat the hell out those other kids. Of course by then they'll have moved on to some other white trash neighborhood and you'll have moved too but hey at least your ready damn it.

Dude, your sig is way too big. Fix it before Jordan sees it and bans you.

:)