Dear Abby...

[M3 Ryan]

Dear Abby,

My husband is not happy with my mood swings.
The other day, he bought me a mood ring so he would be
able to monitor my moods. When I'm in a good mood it
turns green. When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big
fucking red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time
he'll buy me a diamond.

Sincerely,
Bitchy in Boston

[Jon325i]

That's a good one.

So Ryan, you feel the earthquake this morning? I was in downtown Sacto when it happened....I work on the 14th floor of an office building near the Capital. It got a little shaky here....enough to feel and get my vertical blinds swayin'!

Jon

[M3 Ryan]

nope... must have slept through it
I have been in the garage the past few hours pulling the tranny out of my 325E for a clutch job, must have missed it...

[Gr00v3]

i like that one alot better
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DIGITAL VAPORIZER

[Clay'87IS]

[M3 Ryan]

I read that one a long time ago, its very good