so, im driving to church, of all places, on christmas eve, and my car has been making this funny noise all night. well, it wasnt funny, the lifters were clicking, and it was a little loud, but since i knew i had a hole in my muffler before, and i also knew i wasnt low on oil, i didnt think anything of it...
...anyway im about fthree miles from anything and i heard this sort of thud, or bang, or clank. and i think i blew my fucking car up, so i hit the clutch, but it keeps running. although i heard this clatter every here and there, like a lifter sticking like crazy. this worries me, especially because everytime the clatter comes, i can feel it through the clutch pedal. and then there another clank, and then theres this rhythmic clank, clank, clank....
i drove the rest to the way to the church, and i am fairly confident that if i havent thrown a rod, i will the next time i start the fucking thing. granted, i only spent five hundred dollars on the car. and granted i knew it didnt have too much life left in it, considering that some anonymous person had already put 198 thousand miles on it. but all the same, im sad to see it go, especially since i have absolutely jack shitt saved.
anyway, i only expect minimal pity for that, the bad part is that it looks like my next car is going to be an 1988 buick century...
this american beast comes equipped with a 4tech two point two liter fo' banger which producing a supercar scaring 110 hp at the flywheel, transmitted to the wheels bya cutting edge three speed automatic, with tree shifter . it weighs in at a feather light 2950 pounds, and makes me quiver with excitment every time i sit in it.
so basically as soon as i scrounge up another five hundred ill be driving the only thing less fun than my previous car, fun fun fuuuun.
****
LOOK AT THAT BEAST!!!!
show me an m3 that can take it, try it...
...anyway im about fthree miles from anything and i heard this sort of thud, or bang, or clank. and i think i blew my fucking car up, so i hit the clutch, but it keeps running. although i heard this clatter every here and there, like a lifter sticking like crazy. this worries me, especially because everytime the clatter comes, i can feel it through the clutch pedal. and then there another clank, and then theres this rhythmic clank, clank, clank....
i drove the rest to the way to the church, and i am fairly confident that if i havent thrown a rod, i will the next time i start the fucking thing. granted, i only spent five hundred dollars on the car. and granted i knew it didnt have too much life left in it, considering that some anonymous person had already put 198 thousand miles on it. but all the same, im sad to see it go, especially since i have absolutely jack shitt saved.
anyway, i only expect minimal pity for that, the bad part is that it looks like my next car is going to be an 1988 buick century...
this american beast comes equipped with a 4tech two point two liter fo' banger which producing a supercar scaring 110 hp at the flywheel, transmitted to the wheels bya cutting edge three speed automatic, with tree shifter . it weighs in at a feather light 2950 pounds, and makes me quiver with excitment every time i sit in it.
so basically as soon as i scrounge up another five hundred ill be driving the only thing less fun than my previous car, fun fun fuuuun.
****
LOOK AT THAT BEAST!!!!
show me an m3 that can take it, try it...
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