i found two junked e30 m3s today

[DTM190]

Im never going to tell my son the story of "The boy who cried wolf"

Instead I will read to him the story of "The boy who found two junked E30 M3s"

[zxert]

[flyboyx]

Im never going to tell my son the story of "The boy who cried wolf"

Instead I will read to him the story of "The boy who found two junked E30 M3s"

hereafter this story can be known as "the boy who cried stewie" or "the boy who cried retard" or "the worthless stupid piece of shit noob who tried to gain respect of his "peers" on this forum by telling a ridiculous unbelievably funny version of the boy who cried wolf, but in reality made himself look 10x more retarded than he probably really is because of said tall tale mixed in with a complete lack of command of the english language."

you choose.

[Raxe]

It's not really an adaptation of The Boy Who Cried Wolf. The moral of that fable is "if you lie about something enough, eventually people aren't going to believe you when it actually happens."

The moral of this story is OP is a lying sack of shit and it'll never actually happen.

[flyboyx]

well, if it does happen, no one will believe him so it kind of applies. anyway, it really isn't the point. ;)

[nomansland92]

350 posts, how is this tread still going haha

[Pantless Spency]

It's going

[Heysüß]

i also don't want to read 24 pages, has he posted pictures yet? I'm assuming no.

[KamakaziX]

i also don't want to read 24 pages, has he posted pictures yet? I'm assuming no.

You assume correctly.

[Aus E30]

confession of troll. lol
for some reason i just pictured someone confessing before a judge that they are guilty of being a troll.
or someone in a confession booth at a church confessing of trolling. hahahha.

Haha that recently actually happened here. To actually hear 'Troll' said so much in serious news reporting on tv was a crack up.
"two counts of using a carriage service to menace, harass or cause offence."

http://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/nation/internet-troll-jailed-for-defacing-tribute-sites-seeks-bail/story-e6frg6nf-1226042048555

[Butler]

Holy shit lol

[DTM190]

Another one for "The coat hanger kid"

[slammin.e28]

Herro? Herro?

Bump for lawlzzzzz.

[flyboyx]

instigater!!! about every six months or so, i read through this and laugh my ass off. for shear entertainment value, this thread is unequaled. i wonder what this buttjammer is doing these days?

[BrownBeanE30]

instigater!!! About every six months or so, i read through this and laugh my ass off. For shear entertainment value, this thread is unequaled. I wonder what this buttjammer is doing these days?

+1