need to download doctors note lol

[devon.818]

decided i'd call in sick today, boss threw a curve ball and said bring in proof...

anyway who knows a website i can download a template off of and just fill in the blanks?

yeah yeah yeah, dont lie blah blah blah. dont hate.

[mrsleeve]

Really you have to go the doctor because you had a minor case of food posing and were shitting your guts out??

I would just show tomarrow and tell him to fuck off and ask if he goes to the doc every time he get a tummy ache or a head ache. Do you have heath insurance though his business. If not tell him to fuck off again as you are not going to spend 100 bucks to get a note that says you had a little food poisoning


Or just take nasty shit in a bag and throw it on his desk.....................................

[slammin.e28]

Or just take nasty shit in a bag and throw it on his desk.....................................

Quality.

[acolella76]

if you're going to make up an excuse, at least make it a good one.


'i can't come in to work today because I accidentally got your daughter pregnant'

[slammin.e28]

Pink eye.

[30Bird]

I would take tomorrow off too. Bad case of hemorrhoids.
Tell him he can take a look for himself.

[samiam3356]

Fuck man, I made one of my finance guys bring one a couple weeks ago to bust his balls (he's like a mangina). If I can find it I'll email it to you.

[thebutcher37]

decided i'd call in sick today, boss threw a curve ball and said bring in proof...

anyway who knows a website i can download a template off of and just fill in the blanks?

yeah yeah yeah, dont lie blah blah blah. dont hate.

proof to me is a stool sample.

[slammin.e28]

Just go to the doctor and ask the secretary for a note. If you're lucky, she'll ask for a "favor" in return, and she'll be hot and a nympho.

[accident]

Also: it's illegal for him to require this. Tell him "I was sick and I don't wish to discuss why, I feel it is a violation of my privacy."

[Aerton]

At my job you have to bring a note and it has to state what is the reason for the visit. Doctor visit is half day, sick visit gives you the day or whatever the Doc recommends. With that said tomorrow I have blood work scheduled, pay $10 copay, and get a note for half a day. Then go home and install my Euro Smileys with HID's

[Pac1373]

or, as a fun thing, you could eat a bar of Ex-lax tomorrow morning for breakfast, go into work and when he calls you into the office to ask why you have no Dr.'s Note, you can power shit your pants. right on his carpet.

therrr's your note buddy.

[delatlanta1281]

1 are you given a certain number of sick days a year?
2 do you accrue vacation or are you given a certain amount of vacation?
3 do you have health insurance?
4 What is the policy in your employee handbook?
5 do you have an employee handbook?
6 how many times this year have you called out sick?
7 did/ will you get paid for your time off?
Answer these questions, and us bosses will help you.

[TurboJake]

1 are you given a certain number of sick days a year?
2 do you accrue vacation or are you given a certain amount of vacation?
3 do you have health insurance?
4 What is the policy in your employee handbook?
5 do you have an employee handbook?
6 how many times this year have you called out sick?
7 did/ will you get paid for your time off?
Answer these questions, and us bosses will help you.

Word. Play within the rules and all is well.

[devon.818]

no sick days
2 weeks vacations, but dont think i've worked long enough yet
yes health insurance, not through the company though
supposed to give few days notice through company website
never called OUT, but have called in late once
will not be paid for time off, flat rate work lol


think ima just pshop something