so last night i'm workin at my corporate security gig in boston & i'm up on the 7th floor cafeteria around 10:30 at night, just before the shift change & i get outta there. i'm shootin the shit w/ a guy that's posted on that floor to make sure no one comes in & steals shit from the cafe, so that's all he does... sit on his ass. so he's got his laptop w/ wireless connection & we're surfin the web lookin at shit, blah blah blah... well it comes time for me to head out & he's like "hold on a second, u gotta see this fuckin babe i have on my wallpaper. she's on those Yahoo Personal pages, i already shot her an email, we'll see what happens".... i see who it is, my fuckin jaw hits the floor & my eyes pop outta my head & i'm like "WHAAAAT THE FUCK??? holy SHIT!"
he goes "what, you know this chick?"...
i'm like "YEAH i fuckin know this chick, i went to college w/ her... shit, i DATED her for like a week or two before she got back together w/ her asshole exboyfriend"
he's like "well u should give her a call, looks like she's single again"
i'm like "pff, aight" i whip out my cell & call her up... too bad she's got the phone off so i just left a message
and because i know i'll get the here she is... she's still a good friend of mine, so watch the comments guys... i know how you all are (cuz i'm the same way ;) )
he goes "what, you know this chick?"...
i'm like "YEAH i fuckin know this chick, i went to college w/ her... shit, i DATED her for like a week or two before she got back together w/ her asshole exboyfriend"
he's like "well u should give her a call, looks like she's single again"
i'm like "pff, aight" i whip out my cell & call her up... too bad she's got the phone off so i just left a message
and because i know i'll get the here she is... she's still a good friend of mine, so watch the comments guys... i know how you all are (cuz i'm the same way ;) )
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