Sisyphus would drive an e30, or 3... But anyway, the bli

[GillesBigCowboy]

Blinker was doing the fast blink inside and the no blink outside, and I pulled the fuse and pulled the plastic rear light fixtures and switched the bulbs from side to side, and then It wasnt working but i had the blinker activated when i kind of whacked the light with my hand and i swear i thought i saw the thing flash, so then i just bent the wire in the fixture that runs to the bulb so that it pressed nice and tight against the bulb, and
VOILA!!!
The freaking blinker works!!!

I pushed the dam boulder up to the top of the mountain. The boulder probably wasn't really that big, but anyway, I'm now enjoying my trot down the mountain.

[GillesBigCowboy]

The fast blink started again, just before a roadtrip to livingston, al, so I m driving (m driving, M driving) long interstate miles; between b-ham, the strip in Tuscaloosa, and the 18 wheeler sparring in the I-20 corridor of continuous construction between Vulcantown and Atlanta, with no right blinker. Twice, I had to change my route or maneuvering because of potential encounters with the fuzz.
But on returning to the gayraj, I look at the bulb, I wiggle the bulb, then I test the damn right blinker, and voilà!
It works.
A sublime experience of the early 21st century existential30 human.

(pause)

Breathe.

I hesitate for fear of invoking the expected contrary reaction, but I am actually pleading with you:
do not reply or respond to this thread, please.

[Teaguer]

Csb.

[dannyyisntt]

I didn't read it, but what the fuck is this?

[brutus87]

YESSSSSSSSSS hahahhaa
He totally would.

[ohthejosh]

I couldn't make sense of the first paragraph and realized he had an update. TL;DR

[Xat1cZ]

I think a "cool story bro" is suitable here.

Csb.

[Raxe]

This is your brain on drugs:

The fast blink started again, just before a roadtrip to livingston, al, so I m driving (m driving, M driving) long interstate miles; between b-ham, the strip in Tuscaloosa, and the 18 wheeler sparring in the I-20 corridor of continuous construction between Vulcantown and Atlanta, with no right blinker. Twice, I had to change my route or maneuvering because of potential encounters with the fuzz.
But on returning to the gayraj, I look at the bulb, I wiggle the bulb, then I test the damn right blinker, and voilà!
It works.
A sublime experience of the early 21st century existential30 human.

(pause)

Breathe.

I hesitate for fear of invoking the expected contrary reaction, but I am actually pleading with you:
do not reply or respond to this thread, please.

[evandael]

this thread is the real zen and the art of e30 maintenance.

paging phaedrus

[s14pwd]

wtf, did I just get trolled or something?

[ZekeTheSneak]

teh feck

[slammin.e28]

My anus feels a bit wider now.

[thebutcher37]

I didn't even read the post and I already knew what it was about.
Gotta love older cars.

Csb.

He mentioned nothing about his Center Support Bearing.

[Roysneon]

My mind was just fucked by an anonymous stranger.

[Pac1373]

I feel that my avatar is pretty much spot on itt.

I don't even know.