Apparently we are all Hipsters

[Anony Mouse]

I think the terminology is unimportant. But as as I understand it a "Hipster" is that kid/dude who regardless of what topic is at hand, they invariably did it first, did it better and did it bigger mixed with large helping os pretentiousness and condescension, almost an elitism. "Oh hey thats cool you got a _____ I had a _____ before anybody _____ed, it was way better then your _____, and I _____ed with my _____ better and more often then you, but I'm already over it so whatever."

[hendrixvodu]

they are now because all the queer as vw kids get wet panties and have they're mommys buy them for them

[Cha Ching]

I have 2 e30's, ride a fixie, have a size 29" waist in skinny jeans and listen to NPR and Radiohead. FML. Pardon me while I beat my own ass to a pulp.




PS. Just kidding about about everything except for owning 2 e30's....

[AirplaneBuilder]

good thing i no longer has e30

gtfo!

[delatlanta1281]

E30's are BMW's.

Hipsters drink PBR.

People who drink PBR are poor and cannot afford BMWs, regardless of year.


Your co-worker is a fucking numbskull.

Dumbest thing I ever read.
Hipsters also smoke Parliments and American Spirits dummy. Most expensive on the mainstream cigarette market.
Hipsters can afford e30s. and with the supply of Vespas and mopeds dwindling quickly, they will likely need something faster than their trusty f1x3d gear to purchase their ipad-3 and Entorauge SB's.
Hipsters are broke.... shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiit (Clay Davis).

[delatlanta1281]

Sorry to say, but living in a hipster neighborhood (Williamsburg Bklyn) e30's are hipster cars, along with e28's

BUT!

You can easily spot the hipster e30..

The hipster 30

-Poor condition i mean piss poor
-Car is perpetually dirty inside and out
-ZERO performance parts
-Truck stance
-Generally not an IX or IS

Just a few things ive noticed.

God, Williamsburg used to be such a dump. If you lived there in the mid 90's you were lower than the trash in the meadowlands. Now you're the shit...
but you are still shit in my book.

[jeepman]

E30's are BMW's.

Hipsters drink PBR.

People who drink PBR are poor and cannot afford BMWs, regardless of year.


Your co-worker is a fucking numbskull.

I'm drinking PBR



Edit:

Mine has truck stance. It's an IX. I also have a DOHC Porsche 944S and live within my means.

[der affe]

i own an e30 and when i smoke, i smoke parlments, have been doing that long before it was hipster. i hate PBR too.

i am the antithesis of a hipster.

a lot of them go into my local (dive bar). it vexes me greatly what has happened to that genreation.

[jeepman]

i own an e30 and when i smoke, i smoke parlments, have been doing that long before it was hipster. i hate PBR too.

i am the antithesis of a hipster.

a lot of them go into my local (dive bar). it vexes me greatly what has happened to that genreation.

If I cannot afford a good craft 6 pack, I honestly go strait for the pbr. I just live within my means. Pay your girlfriends way though grad shcool, you'll know what I mean. When I ride my bike, it's either my "midyear" GT bmx worth "an e30" or my (now sold) 73 kawasaki H1 500 Tripple 2 stroke (aka the widowmaker). That is a thrill. I promise.

But I love my cheap ass PBR just like I love my E30Ix. Haters goin' hate I suppose.

[imwhyteyo]

they are now because all the queer as vw kids get wet panties and have they're mommys buy them for them

amen.

since when was 500whp hipster? tell him to pound sand. stay gold pony boy.

[Jonny Cash]

Funny because the PBR thng started in LA with the punk rock crowd

Whats actually funny is that PBR started when not even a single person here was even a drip on a dick.. (john quote)

And the only people i know who drink pbr are people who are cheap bastards who drink cheap beer.. And thats it.

[will61]

I can see the validity in this, though I'm no hipster

[brainspo0n]

PBR > Henry Weinerhardt's

[der affe]

Whats actually funny is that PBR started when not even a single person here was even a drip on a dick.. (john quote)

And the only people i know who drink pbr are people who are cheap bastards who drink cheap beer.. And thats it.

What I was refering to was the "revival" of drinking PBR, not the people that have been drinking it since the 30's. PBR has not always been as popular as it currently is.

[brainspo0n]

it's ironic to drink PBR because they all have trust funds