Stupid things your girlfriends say about cars

[sgmira_e30]

Here are a few of my favorites:
"Why is your car so loud?"
"I'm just going to close my eyes every time you drive fast"
"you got new wheels?" (after I switched from asa ar1's to style 32 wheels)
"if only you liked me as much as this damn car"
"im just going to go sleep in the back seat of your car" (she spent 3 hours asleep in the back seat of my car at bimmerfest)
"but your car is too low people are going to see if i give you head..."

[e30rapidic]

Me: Saw a fixable set of BBS at the junkyard this morning.
Wife: How much did you get them for?
Me: I didn't buy them.
Wife: Dumbass. Here's my card, call it an early birthday present. Hurry up before someone smarter than you gets them first. Oh, you're cooking dinner all week too.

My wife loves BBS. She wasn't into cars into we started dating. Hated the e30 at first but now that it's cleaned up she is a fan. She drove a Contour when we met and is now driving a JCW Cooper S. She's awesome.

yes sir!!! Aren't we the lucky bastards.


my wife knows engine codes and the difference between zinno and henna.

[poopin04]

:: pulls seat recliner:: "WHAT THE FUCK!?!? Did I break that?"
"I wish your windows worked."
"When are you putting your carpet back in." It's laying in the middle of our living room.
"Are you working on ur car this weekend or are u spending time with me?"
"Your car's to small for my shopping at the mall."

After I bought her an E34 Wagon
"Babe can we add that boom boomness to my car."
"Babe my rims are cooler than yours." She has 17x8 Style-5s
"Ha ha, I didn't hear scrape over that bump."
"Can we take mine, I can't drive stick if you get drunk."

[BoxDriver86]

Me: Saw a fixable set of BBS at the junkyard this morning.
Wife: How much did you get them for?
Me: I didn't buy them.
Wife: Dumbass. Here's my card, call it an early birthday present. Hurry up before someone smarter than you gets them first. Oh, you're cooking dinner all week too.

My wife loves BBS. She wasn't into cars into we started dating. Hated the e30 at first but now that it's cleaned up she is a fan. She drove a Contour when we met and is now driving a JCW Cooper S. She's awesome.

[InuFaye]

I woulda punched her in the ovaries.

I would punch you in the ovaries.

[Dermeister3]

"Who's earring is this?"


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[russhixmo]

Lmfao^

[slammin.e28]

"Who's earring is this?"


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[M-technik-3]

Mine has nothing to say she's owned a Henna E30 M and a CirrusBlau 325e. She just wishes some of the DD E36's would go away.

[OniKyan]

I honestly can't think of anything.


She's actually just started to build an E30 323i. It's a 2door, 5 speed. Has basic shit like M tech 1 wheel but I'm keen to see what she does to it. It will probably end up better than mine because she's got that trust fund money.

Edit: I must admit, I did coerce her into getting an E30. She didn't know much about cars before we got together but always liked older cars like Datsuns, and 70's/80's Toyotas, since her dad use to rally in some.

[russhixmo]

I like the "why doesn't that work?" or the "when are you Gunna fix that?" personally. But still the "must you go over every speed bump like that?" is my favorite

[TimKninja]

"Whats that smell"
"That doesnt sound good"
" why did we take this car"
"whats that noise"
"its too hot"
"its too cold"
"the red one was better"
"sell this one and buy another red one"
"SLOW DOWN"

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[Vince30]

A previous girlfriend asked me if the 1 on the gear changer of her grand prix meant one wheel drive. I dumped her. Current girlfriend can point out bmw's because of the kidneys, and can spot e30s (sometimes an e28 but who's counting). She usually just doesn't say anything about cars to stay out of threads like this.

[318_i]

My old lady used to make comments on all my cars. She drove a new rouge and I think she was just jealous cause well let's face it, it was a rouge. Put her in an a8l and now I dot get shit about what I do to my car cause she mods hers as well. Problem solved lol.

[318_i]

Lol