Stupid things your girlfriends say about cars

[Massimo]

"Your is a peace of shit, it squeeks all the time"

"Thats because I have poly bushes on the TAB's."

"What and why?"

"Because Racecar."

Ok so I love my girlfriend to death but god damn she's stupid sometimes. She picked me up and was bringing me to my local shop and it was cold so I turned on her heat and she yelled at me and said and I quote "dont touch my heat!! I'm trying to save gas!!!" .....yea I'm a little ashamed and the worst part is she knows about cars a little to from being in the shop with me. I couldn't help but laugh lol

This is the same with mine. But when she uses her Aircon she only puts it to 1 because she thinks that the higher you go the more petrol it uses. lol I tried explaining to her that is not the case but dose not believe me.

[bowtie2bimmer]

My wife isn't too bad. She can change a tire, a battery, jump a car, and change her own oil. That being said the technical aspect she lacks but she appreciates good cars. She'll point out E30's and we have an unspoken bond over 911s

[mkcman17]

'what is the point of those lights on your mirror? they aren't even useful.'

[Vivek]

Piitb

[blck325is]

All the girls I've gotten with/dated have loved it. The two things they all said were, "how do I roll down the windows", and "wheres the door handle." It was priceless seeing them feel around awkwardly before asking where the handle is lol. Too funny.

[alB5]

we're in the back seat of my 2 door

her: "god i can't wait to get my car"

me: "bitch i aint going anywhere near that thing"

i'm single now

[mkcman17]

"looks like the stuart little car."

omg i've gotten that too!

[Wh33lhop]

Does she have a sister?

Yeah and she's a mirror image, but she's not as skilled in bed

[Bryan///]

"looks like the stuart little car." "sloooooooow dowwwwwwwwn!" "why must you drive like that?" "next time we're taking my car" EX girlfriend (of course)

On top of those famous ones...

"E30? That's hideous why would you want that." ( 2 months ago.)

"babe can you help make my e30 pretty when I get one" .. Just recently when she finally realized its beauty and drove mine.. She's still looking for all you sellers out there

[MattAvino]

My girlfriend never says dumb shit and does most of the work for me whenever I'm wrenching

Hang on lemme find a pic


Aww yeeeaahh, cute as fuck

lolololo

[cisco]

"looks like the stuart little car." "sloooooooow dowwwwwwwwn!" "why must you drive like that?" "next time we're taking my car" EX girlfriend (of course)

[be34st]

"I have to peeeeee."

This! All the fucking time!

[george graves]

My girlfriend never says dumb shit and does most of the work for me whenever I'm wrenching

Hang on lemme find a pic



Aww yeeeaahh, cute as fuck

Does she have a sister?

[ACHTUNG]

"your old wheels looked better."

[Wh33lhop]

My girlfriend never says dumb shit and does most of the work for me whenever I'm wrenching

Hang on lemme find a pic



Aww yeeeaahh, cute as fuck