yay diving boards

[oxymoron]

some idiot bumped me at the in n out drive thru. luckily he got a black smudge on his front bumper and my diving board was fine. anyway cool story huh?

[raywillet]

Shoulda reversed into him, took his food, and get a free bumper tuck.

[McGyver]

Shoulda reversed into him, took his food, and get a free bumper tuck.

epic.

on topic, i have a friend that drives a Scion xa. he always tries to push my vert at red lights (manual), but i end up pushing him back toward the car behind him. i also put a nice dent in his license plate. never have any damage to my car though! (even though sometimes i go under his bumper)

[oxymoron]

yes i was glad to have them for the first time

[Swanny]

First month of owning my first car ('84 318i) it was in a little fender bender. Guy in a a truck decides to back into his driveway on a busy street, swings the front end around and slaps the shit out of the passenger side bumper.

I lost a little bit of the rubber trim, he had over 2000 in damage from a crushed door, fender, bent rim, and smashed bumper.

[BoxDriver86]

The first day I drove my car, I got rear ended by a Honda Civic at a red light. The DB trim was trashed and a few scratches on my bumper. His front end was trashed and likely had to be towed.

Funny part of the story: The guy was Russian, spoke no English and didn't have a driver's license. There was a cop behind him coming to pull him over for speeding. I had put the tags from my Lotus on it to drive it to work that day to feel it out. When the cop ran my plates, he came over and said "That's the ugliest Lotus I ever saw, but since there is little damage you should just go on your way. I have bigger fish to fry with Sputnik over here. Get the right tags on your car."

[acolella76]

One day on my way to school some twat decided he was going to get really close to me on a steep hill. I just felt like being an asshole so I didn't put a whole lot of effort into not rolling back and pretty much took his bumper clean off with no damage to my car. Got out and said "Oops" and went back in my car and drove to school. He was pretty livid!

[slammin.e28]

I had put the tags from my Lotus on it to drive it to work that day to feel it out. When the cop ran my plates, he came over and said "That's the ugliest Lotus I ever saw, but since there is little damage you should just go on your way. I have bigger fish to fry with Sputnik over here. Get the right tags on your car."

I swapped my 325i plates onto my other 325i to get it home after buying it. Got pulled for no rear lights (fuse blew) and cop was ready to take me to jail and tow the car. Had the title signed over, and transport papers, etc.

Dick. I was like, SRSLY.....bro.....SRSLY.

[zig553]

See, this is where I'm debating a plastic bumper swap. I really want to swap them off, but part of me wants to keep DBs for this specific reason.

[Nsquared97]

Funny part of the story: The guy was Russian, spoke no English and didn't have a driver's license. There was a cop behind him coming to pull him over for speeding. I had put the tags from my Lotus on it to drive it to work that day to feel it out. When the cop ran my plates, he came over and said "That's the ugliest Lotus I ever saw, but since there is little damage you should just go on your way. I have bigger fish to fry with Sputnik over here. Get the right tags on your car."

This just made my day, absolutely hilarious.

[oxymoron]

that is awesome hahah

[CabbE30]

Ive been rear ended 3 times in my pb e30. The first 2, no damage. The last cost me (actually the ins. Co.) $1300.