My mother owns a 325e 4 door with H&R race with tucked bumpers. She is ALWAYS getting dorks reving next to her. Plain and simple, they are retarded.
Went to a local small car show last Friday after The Avengers. There was 7 imports riced all out. Fake turbo kits and one guy that made brackets to hold a real turbo propped up...
All I did was laugh at every single engine bay, even asked how much the turbo makes to his Honda. He said he is making close to 750hp. I said O'rly, is that power put down with the stock exhaust manifold? Or from the AEM unit that is not hooked up? mind you it looked more like an auto ecu with a AEM sticker. He said yes to all of my questions because I pretended to be a total noob. Once he dug his grave I buried him in it in front of all his moron friends/GF. Ended with him making shit up to seem like a know it all. Ended with him closing his hood and walking off, with a quick last jab of telling him to remove the turbo noise exhaust maker thingy.
Also the fake trophies in the bays were even better. I found out that 1st is an eagle, 3rd is a basketball. Stickers also add tons of HP and rep all the parts they don't own.
Went to a local small car show last Friday after The Avengers. There was 7 imports riced all out. Fake turbo kits and one guy that made brackets to hold a real turbo propped up...
All I did was laugh at every single engine bay, even asked how much the turbo makes to his Honda. He said he is making close to 750hp. I said O'rly, is that power put down with the stock exhaust manifold? Or from the AEM unit that is not hooked up? mind you it looked more like an auto ecu with a AEM sticker. He said yes to all of my questions because I pretended to be a total noob. Once he dug his grave I buried him in it in front of all his moron friends/GF. Ended with him making shit up to seem like a know it all. Ended with him closing his hood and walking off, with a quick last jab of telling him to remove the turbo noise exhaust maker thingy.
Also the fake trophies in the bays were even better. I found out that 1st is an eagle, 3rd is a basketball. Stickers also add tons of HP and rep all the parts they don't own.
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