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    #16
    My mother owns a 325e 4 door with H&R race with tucked bumpers. She is ALWAYS getting dorks reving next to her. Plain and simple, they are retarded.

    Went to a local small car show last Friday after The Avengers. There was 7 imports riced all out. Fake turbo kits and one guy that made brackets to hold a real turbo propped up...

    All I did was laugh at every single engine bay, even asked how much the turbo makes to his Honda. He said he is making close to 750hp. I said O'rly, is that power put down with the stock exhaust manifold? Or from the AEM unit that is not hooked up? mind you it looked more like an auto ecu with a AEM sticker. He said yes to all of my questions because I pretended to be a total noob. Once he dug his grave I buried him in it in front of all his moron friends/GF. Ended with him making shit up to seem like a know it all. Ended with him closing his hood and walking off, with a quick last jab of telling him to remove the turbo noise exhaust maker thingy.

    Also the fake trophies in the bays were even better. I found out that 1st is an eagle, 3rd is a basketball. Stickers also add tons of HP and rep all the parts they don't own.
    Last edited by F34R; 05-08-2012, 05:05 PM.
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      #17
      I guess I'm old school - I still do like stickers.

      I welded a coffee can on the tailpipe of my MR2, just as
      a form of mockery...



      I think I still have one of these cans somewhere -
      they are in the colors of the German flag...
      Should I do it?

      Last edited by Mark 42; 05-08-2012, 05:09 PM.

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        #18
        Originally posted by Mark 42 View Post
        I guess I'm old school - I still do like stickers.

        I welded a coffee can on the tailpipe of my MR2, just as
        a form of mockery...
        Stickers are fine, but there is no reason to impair your vision. And remove that coffee can lol, hold yourself to a higher standard. Even if it is an old BMW, it is still something to be proud of.
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          #19
          Older folk have the best stories.

          1991 325iS turbo

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            #20
            more than you can afford pal, honda.

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              #21
              Because vtec
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                #22
                call me a ricerboy, but I have always had a hard on for ef's
                Last edited by RUFFLZ; 05-08-2012, 06:22 PM.

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                  #23
                  There are derps everywhere, and they drive all sorts of herps.
                  1985 M10b18. 70maybewhpoffury. Over engineered S50b30 murica BBQ swap in progress.

                  Originally posted by DEV0 E30
                  You'd chugg this butt. I know you would. Ain't gotta' lie to kick it brostantinople.

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                    #24
                    Originally posted by Mark 42 View Post
                    I guess I'm old school - I still do like stickers.

                    I welded a coffee can on the tailpipe of my MR2, just as
                    a form of mockery...



                    I think I still have one of these cans somewhere -
                    they are in the colors of the German flag...
                    Should I do it?

                    That pic is as old as the internet! IIRC it is from either Endless Summer or Spring Splash.
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                      #25
                      I was being harassed by a pitiful 4gen Honda Prelude the other night. This tool took the cake; high beamed me like a mad man, tailgates me, cut me off, sped up and slowed down quickly. Guy was being a real douche.. So took his challenge.

                      10 seconds later He was a good 5 cars behind me, and I wanted to roll my window down beside him and tell my car was an automatic... On stock suspension... With a 3.73LSD.. And to let him know his exhaust mounted Turbo noise imposter doesnt add MOAR horsepower..

                      GAWSH his car is freakin ugly..

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                        #26
                        I don't waste my time on them. I know I have a classic BMW and it will outperform, outlast, and certainly outrank any Civic that is ever produced. Period.

                        The E30 is revolutionary to this day and I see magazines STILL using it as a comparison to even the brand new 3 series. How often does Honda do that? FUCKING NEVER.
                        1989 325i - 2.7i, Holset H1C, 60lb injectors, whodwho MS-PNP.
                        2012 Passat TDI - DD Duty
                        2008 GMC Yukon XL Denali - Kiddie hauler/grocery getter

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                          #27
                          Originally posted by ak- View Post
                          Older folk have the best stories.
                          The ones who live to tell them, that is :p

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                            #28
                            this is what i do when i hear them about to launch.


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                              #29
                              Some kid in a slightly ricey 92 Accord tried to race my Subaru on Friday, I just shook my head and laughed, when I looked over to give him a thumbs down I saw what appeared to be two 12 year olds

                              To be fair though my Subaru does have a 3" exhaust. For the most part though people around here seem to have given up on racing, instead of every week or two, I now get one person every 6 months or so trying to race.
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                                #30
                                Secretly I think many* Honda owners aspire to own something better, and getting embarrassed by older, less expensive cars confirms their suspicion that they should upgrade to something better. For instance:
                                *There are plenty of good Honda guys/gals out there, we all know who I am really talking about.

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