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  • ohthejosh
    R3V Elite
    • Mar 2010
    • 4963

    #16
    Also, found out ix belonged to famed denver bronco qb elway and had dead hooker vaginal fluid smell coming from trunk.
    SO MUCH MORE TO DO!!
    IG: ohthejosh

    LEGIT CHECK ME BRUH
    BUYER FEEDBACK THREAD

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    • Vivek
      attention whore/retard/bitch
      • Oct 2011
      • 6167

      #17
      I read every word of the non-paragraph version...I think. Awesome story man. You'll love r3v, just don't be too much of a 16 year old ;) fucking trust me on this one.

      I flash my lights at any BMW with 4 separate headlights. Most of the other owners wouldn't know what an e30 is.
      The first car I ever rode in was an e30

      Originally posted by Cabriolet
      Wish you the best and hope you don't remember anything after 10pm.



      1992 Mauritiusblau Vert
      2011 Alpinweiss 335is coupe

      2002 540i/6 Black/Black
      2003 GSX-R 750 (RIP)

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      • durtyE30
        Mod Crazy
        • Aug 2010
        • 707

        #18
        You'll love proper grammar when you learn it too.

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        • hendrixvodu
          R3VLimited
          • Jan 2007
          • 2514

          #19
          why the fuck is everyone with the grammar police on here? what does every ex english major own an e30?
          -His-
          87 e30 325i
          87 e24 m6
          05 e83 x3
          94 e32 740i 5spd
          -Hers-
          89 e30 325i
          18 f48 x1

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          • lambo
            Captain Scene Points
            • Feb 2010
            • 10953

            #20
            Originally posted by hendrixvodu
            why the fuck is everyone with the grammar police on here? what does every ex english major own an e30?
            No, everyone is just an asshole.

            Originally posted by SpasticDwarf;n6449866
            Honestly I built it just to have a place to sit and listen to Hotline Bling on repeat.

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            • hendrixvodu
              R3VLimited
              • Jan 2007
              • 2514

              #21
              Originally posted by lambo
              no, everyone is just an asshole.
              lmfao!
              -His-
              87 e30 325i
              87 e24 m6
              05 e83 x3
              94 e32 740i 5spd
              -Hers-
              89 e30 325i
              18 f48 x1

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              • OniKyan
                Mod Crazy
                • Sep 2011
                • 671

                #22
                No, we pretty much all had the same lessons in English so instead of being derps in class mother fuckers should have paid attention. There is no legitimate reason for my English to be better than anyone else who speaks it as a first language.
                M20B23 Euro 323i - The Legend Of Ron Burgundrot

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                • mrmckie
                  Mod Crazy
                  • Sep 2010
                  • 728

                  #23
                  Cool story and welcome. I remember back in the days seeing BMW owners flash their lights at each other, both in the states and when i lived in Jamaica. Most of these "new" BMW owners wouldn't even know whats going on or will think your crazy if you flash them or wave at them.


                  Originally posted by OniKyan
                  No, we pretty much all had the same lessons in English so instead of being derps in class mother fuckers should have paid attention. There is no legitimate reason for my English to be better than anyone else who speaks it as a first language.
                  X2, good to see or should i say read something from a teenager that actually payed attention in english class...lol
                  "I came into this world, not chiefly to make this a good place to live in, but to live in it, be it good or bad" -Henry Thoreau-
                  1991 318is - the cruiser
                  1989 325i - the rats nest

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                  • hendrixvodu
                    R3VLimited
                    • Jan 2007
                    • 2514

                    #24
                    im sorry this is a forum on an 80's bmw not a competitive writing class. I write most of my post via cell phone. as long as im getting my point across i dont care if i spell things correctly or use proper gramer...and the main thing language is used for is getting your point across
                    -His-
                    87 e30 325i
                    87 e24 m6
                    05 e83 x3
                    94 e32 740i 5spd
                    -Hers-
                    89 e30 325i
                    18 f48 x1

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                    • ohthejosh
                      R3V Elite
                      • Mar 2010
                      • 4963

                      #25
                      ^grammar









                      teehee
                      SO MUCH MORE TO DO!!
                      IG: ohthejosh

                      LEGIT CHECK ME BRUH
                      BUYER FEEDBACK THREAD

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                      • hendrixvodu
                        R3VLimited
                        • Jan 2007
                        • 2514

                        #26
                        you mother fucker hahahah
                        -His-
                        87 e30 325i
                        87 e24 m6
                        05 e83 x3
                        94 e32 740i 5spd
                        -Hers-
                        89 e30 325i
                        18 f48 x1

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                        • Chaz
                          E30 Addict
                          • Jul 2011
                          • 432

                          #27
                          Oh hai Im 16 too! Lets me buddys! :p

                          Lol, jokes. Don't take to much of what these guys say to heart. Just try to enjoy yourself on r3v and don't be a tool. Good read too.

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                          • frankenbeemer
                            R3VLimited
                            • Sep 2009
                            • 2260

                            #28
                            Originally posted by hendrixvodu
                            im sorry this is a forum on an 80's bmw not a competitive writing class. I write most of my post via cell phone. as long as im getting my point across i dont care if i spell things correctly or use proper gramer...and the main thing language is used for is getting your point across
                            In extreme cases, perhaps like the above, you won't get your point across because your audience will be reluctant to read it. In less extreme cases, your point may be rightly or wrongly dismissed because your audience believes you are uneducated.

                            I like being part of the grammar police.
                            sigpic
                            Originally posted by JinormusJ
                            Don't buy an e30

                            They're stupid
                            1989 325is Raged on then sold.
                            1988 325 SETA 2DR Beaten to death, then parted.
                            1988 325 SETA 4DR Parted.
                            1990 325i Cabrio Daily'd, then stored 2 yrs ago.

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                            • 10Toes
                              Me Father Was A Tree
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 61222

                              #29
                              Do they teach anything in school anymore. Holy fuck!

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                              • lambo
                                Captain Scene Points
                                • Feb 2010
                                • 10953

                                #30
                                Originally posted by Zreberlcoe
                                Dont be a fuck, flash your brights to other BMW owners #summarized
                                You'll do just fine around here.

                                Originally posted by SpasticDwarf;n6449866
                                Honestly I built it just to have a place to sit and listen to Hotline Bling on repeat.

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