The perfect storm. Hurricane You've-gotta-be-kidding mates with Tsunami Tell-me-you're-joking.
DIYers interetsed in similar experiments in soul extracting frustration, here's the steps-
1.List vehicle on CL or Forum specifically catering to your particular car.
2.Spend untold, countless hours responding to frivolous inquiries into car from strangers who like to text inane questions. The more inane, redundant, already explained in the ad the topic is, the better.
3.Become involved in "what's your bottom dollar" discussion from people who can't even pronounce the model name of the vehicle correctly, and have twelve dollars and thirty two cents to their name.
4.Remove the vehicle from said Listing, without having sold it. As enticing as receiving fifty dollars a week for the next two years from Jamahl's sister Ne-Ne, you don't have time to learn the ins and outs of the car title pawn and repo business. Waiting list on firearms a hassle.
5.Retire idea of selling car. Plan to store it in the driveway or garage where it will quickly turn into a sunbleached dusty eyesore sitting on three and a half flats. You will someday restore back to "better than new" condition. This will be a collectible classic. In the year 2060.
6.Find your Humanity. Offer to help the neighborhood kid who's down on his luck by getting him fully mobile. The real reason he's had so much trouble with his reputation (other than the drug and alcohol arrests) is he just doesn't have enough freedom to get out there in the world and find himself. Nothing turns a wayward teen around like the massive dose of confidence they will get from riding around in a car that still has your tags on it.
7. Don't worry about the money part of it. People are ultimately good inside. And the kid you sold (gave) your car to will inherently feel this humanity, and reciprocate your good will and trust with excellent reasons why He cannot afford to give you any money yet. And the reasons will get more and more better as time goes on.
8. Post your wonderful experience (social experiment) with selling your car online. Ask what you did wrong. thank your wife for all her helpful guidance in the matter.
DIYers interetsed in similar experiments in soul extracting frustration, here's the steps-
1.List vehicle on CL or Forum specifically catering to your particular car.
2.Spend untold, countless hours responding to frivolous inquiries into car from strangers who like to text inane questions. The more inane, redundant, already explained in the ad the topic is, the better.
3.Become involved in "what's your bottom dollar" discussion from people who can't even pronounce the model name of the vehicle correctly, and have twelve dollars and thirty two cents to their name.
4.Remove the vehicle from said Listing, without having sold it. As enticing as receiving fifty dollars a week for the next two years from Jamahl's sister Ne-Ne, you don't have time to learn the ins and outs of the car title pawn and repo business. Waiting list on firearms a hassle.
5.Retire idea of selling car. Plan to store it in the driveway or garage where it will quickly turn into a sunbleached dusty eyesore sitting on three and a half flats. You will someday restore back to "better than new" condition. This will be a collectible classic. In the year 2060.
6.Find your Humanity. Offer to help the neighborhood kid who's down on his luck by getting him fully mobile. The real reason he's had so much trouble with his reputation (other than the drug and alcohol arrests) is he just doesn't have enough freedom to get out there in the world and find himself. Nothing turns a wayward teen around like the massive dose of confidence they will get from riding around in a car that still has your tags on it.
7. Don't worry about the money part of it. People are ultimately good inside. And the kid you sold (gave) your car to will inherently feel this humanity, and reciprocate your good will and trust with excellent reasons why He cannot afford to give you any money yet. And the reasons will get more and more better as time goes on.
8. Post your wonderful experience (social experiment) with selling your car online. Ask what you did wrong. thank your wife for all her helpful guidance in the matter.
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