Irony, it's beautiful thing...

[318isbmw]

I hate driving slow cars for the winter. Good story too, I definaetly can relate w/ my truck, except the truck ahs no bed floor so the back window is all dirty and has pieces of tires from doing burnouts

[Fidhle007]

I hate driving slow cars for the winter. Good story too, I definaetly can relate w/ my truck, except the truck ahs no bed floor so the back window is all dirty and has pieces of tires from doing burnouts

:-D Burnouts are so much fun in trucks. The back is so light you can keep it going forever. My dad had (well still has I just fried the tranny) an '89 F150. He used to let me drive it all the time until one day he rode with me and decide that I was going to kill it because I drove it too hard.

He was right...

[nando]

This whole thread is just like the first post.. it goes on and on, but it makes no sense, and nobody reads past the first 2 lines. :P

[Fidhle007]

Amazing that a highschool dropout like myself could bang out something so well written, huh? I know it has no paragraph structure to speak of but I wrote the whole thing in one go, on the forum. This was not a cut and paste from a word processer. When I get a free moment I will indeed edit it but for now just read the first post and skip to the last page and post something completely random. On second thought you don't even have to read the first post, just post something random back here.

The first post was an essay I wrote randomly about driving in the snow and the hazards therein but by the second page it was pretty much just a random, off-topic thread. At some point I was nominated for Best New Memeber of 2005 and shortly there after (my nomination didn't last very long) this thread became a part of the lol vs. P M P war. That too, died a quick painless death. Now, I was bored and having nothing useful to contribute I decided to revive this thread. Come in a post away, you need not read anything before page seven, you just need a sense of humor and a REALLY BIG aluminum wing on your car.;)

Cheers,
Brendan

[Mr_Revesz]

:-D Burnouts are so much fun in trucks. The back is so light you can keep it going forever. My dad had (well still has I just fried the tranny) an '89 F150. He used to let me drive it all the time until one day he rode with me and decide that I was going to kill it because I drove it too hard.

He was right...

We use to own a jeep grand cheerokee, I use to push that so hard, held up nice... I crashed it one day while doing high speed turns into the driveway, broke the wheel right off, oh well... fixed it and never told the lease company about it :D I have a 93 pos ford to go joy riding in, now thats a car to have fun in

[Fidhle007]

Yay Fords, yay post counts!

[Mr_Revesz]

Its a piece, fun though... we had changed the oil on it, and my friend left the oil bucket on the ground (bad mistake), anyway, i go to move the car onto the grass so we can wash all the shit off it and get the bees out of the mirrors and so on... Anyway, I floor it, run over the oil thing, don't even realize it... Instead, I put on the windsheild whipers so I could see.... Go figure, eh?

[Mr_Revesz]

Oh also on the same day, i wanted to show my friend how the brake light would go on and off, and if you slammed the breaks, it would go off. So I line up, put it in drive, and about to do this, and a bee flys in the window, I flip out, open the door, run away and mind you the car is still in gear... Well yeah, it jets forward towards my shed, im laughing so hard, i run infront of the car trying to hold it back, and my friend laughing pretty hard himself, runs over and dives in the window.... manages to shut it off in the nick of time

[Fidhle007]

I love letting cars drive themselves, it's so much easier. It's a pity the couldn't steer themselves better though. Oh wait, that's the fun part.

[Mr_Revesz]

Haha, indeed it is.... Well luckilly he stopped it, or else I was on the hood going through the shed, the neighbours fence, the neighbours pool, would have been fun im sure! Maybe next time