so a guy gets pulled over and has a creative thought...

[DSchultz325e]

My father and my sister are driving at excessive speeds down the highway because, hell thats what you do in a Porsche. While driving past a speed trap my sister casually waves hello and smiles at the officer who is pointing a radar gun at the car. The officer proceeds to pull my father over...
Officer: You know when I'm taking your picture with that thing you really aren't supposed to smile for it.
Liz: I felt it was appropriate, if someone is capturing my image I like to look my best.
Officer: Keep your speed down.

i don't get this one?

[GaryE30]

This reminds me of an incident that happened this past week with guy that goes to my school.

So its about 12 PM and he's flying down a road about 70 in a 45 and there is no one around and a cop pulls him over.

Officer: Son, I've been waiting for you all night.
Guy: I got here as quick as I could.

The officer let him go. True story.

[randomtask37]

This reminds me of an incident that happened this past week with guy that goes to my school.

So its about 12 PM and he's flying down a road about 70 in a 45 and there is no one around and a cop pulls him over.

Officer: Son, I've been waiting for you all night.
Guy: I got here as quick as I could.

The officer let him go. True story.

HA HAHAHAHAHAHA

i would feel like the biggest badass in the world if i pulled somethinig like that off.

[BS87]

There's a really old one out there. Goes something like this.

A guy gets pull over for speeding, and the cop approaches the window.
Cop: Sir, you were exceeding the speed limit and you did not immediatly pull over. But, i'm alsmot off duty, so if you give me one excuse i've never heard before, i'll let you go.
Man: Well, officer, i'm sorry i dont have an excuse for you. Truth is, my wife ran off and left me for a cop the other day, and i thought you were trying to bring her back.

The cop just walked away.

[hamann318is]

My dad tells me one that happened to him, he was caught coming down the hill.

The officer asks him why he was speeding, and my dad goes, "I was doing 20 up the hill and 60 down the hill, so I was averaging 40." The cop let him off after a laugh.

[Erick]

True life experiences with the Highway Patrol that actually worked. As acted out by different family members of mine:

My sister gets pulled over and the officer walks to her window...
Officer: May I see your license and registration, ma'am?
Liz: I bet you're going to sell me a ticket to that Policemans Ball, right?
Officer: What? Policemen don't have balls.... slow down ma'am.
And the cop went back to his cruiser and drove away.

My father and my sister are driving at excessive speeds down the highway because, hell thats what you do in a Porsche. While driving past a speed trap my sister casually waves hello and smiles at the officer who is pointing a radar gun at the car. The officer proceeds to pull my father over...
Officer: You know when I'm taking your picture with that thing you really aren't supposed to smile for it.
Liz: I felt it was appropriate, if someone is capturing my image I like to look my best.
Officer: Keep your speed down.

My brother gets pulled over in NC for having a headlight out...
Officer: Did you know you have a headlight out son?
Ryan: Did you know you have a taillight out?
Officer: Fair enough, have a nice evening.
Officer leaves without another word.

My brother gets pulled over once again in NC yet this time for speeding...
Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over son?
Ryan: Because I didn't see you.

I was driving home from Florida for the past 8 or so hours and finally arrived back to Atlanta when I was pulled over for doing 86 in a 65. The car is still registered in my uncles name since I just bought it 9 hours before then.
Officer: May I see your license and registration please?
Tim: Yes sir, the car was recently purchased yet it is still insured in my uncles name.
Officer: Thank you let me run these real quick.
The officer returns to his cruiser where he runs the tag to find out it is registered to a man who is ex-military, ex-police, and current CIA. The officer returns to the car.
Officer: Thank you sir, the car is presently insured by (my uncles name). Do you mind if I reduce the speed you were travelling down to 79 in a 65 that way points wont be deducted from your license?
Tim (stunned): Not at all, thank you officer.
Officer: No problem, I just want to let you know that the speed limit is reduced to 55 further down the road and I have 5 units positioned there so drive carefully.
Tim: Thank you sir.
Needless to say I was very thankful for the exchange.

:rofl: That's awsome Tim

[M3 Ryan]

wow, this thread got resurected!

[riverdale21]

wow, this thread got resurected!

Yeah I figured there were some more stories and I wanted to hear them. So I tried to breath some life into it by sharing some of my experiences. At any rate I fiigured it would be good for a laugh or two.