Southern California Driving Rules

[e30e]

Can confirm as someone who drives through 4 times a month and passes everyone on the right because the left lane is full of people doing five under......... Wait this happens where I live too! Wtf!

[mkcman17]

Got a good laugh ....

Ever try driving in Italy?

oh. my. god. yes. fuck that country.

[DisgustipatedAP1]

Got a good laugh ....

Ever try driving in Italy?

No, but if I go to Italy I will probably be too busy trying to do doggystyle with Italian women (the ones without significant mustache growth, at least) to actually get behind the wheel of a car.

[mkcman17]

have you ever been to italy? there are no mustache women there...they know how to present themselves.

[DisgustipatedAP1]

have you ever been to italy? there are no mustache women there...they know how to present themselves.

Answered that question already; for some odd reason I have seen many older Italian women here in America with mustaches.

One thing that fascinates me about Italy is that apparently they don't really spend much time in cars and walk many places so there are very few fat-fucks, which stands in stark contrast to our disgusting country.


Also, how do I know you're not a mustached Italian woman trying to cover up the facts?

[mkcman17]

it really depends on the city. look at a shithole like milan and there are cars everywhere.

[ak-]

Fat fucks don't really exist in EU.
Ever go to a landmark in the US where a lot of foreign tourists visit?
Not a single fatty comes out of that bus.

[ZekeTheSneak]

your high.. get the fuck out of the fast lane

[delatlanta1281]

your high.. get the fuck out of the fast lane

Boom! This.

[DisgustipatedAP1]

your high.. get the fuck out of the fast lane

Boom! This.

I feel like the satire and tongue-in-cheek writing of my OP was completely missed by you two. Try reading it again and catch up with the rest of the class...

[cabriodster87]

Funny, sounds like they're all I-57@ I-94 graduates. (i survived the enduro!) Whats a fast lane? They're all fast lanes. lol

[decay]

5. Is a motorcyclist trying to lane-share with you or pass you in your lane? DO NOT move to the side. Always make them work hard to pass you. They are a bunch of dirty greaseballs who can't afford a car and drive suicidal vehicles. They'll probably die 5 minutes up the road anyways. You pay more to drive so you're priviledged; make sure they know that.

this is everywhere, and you apparently missed the instruction a lot of people got about swerving to block lane-sharing motorcycles, because you're totally justified in endangering someone's life/limb to make sure they stay behind you while you're stuck in traffic.

[DisgustipatedAP1]

this is everywhere, and you apparently missed the instruction a lot of people got about swerving to block lane-sharing motorcycles, because you're totally justified in endangering someone's life/limb to make sure they stay behind you while you're stuck in traffic.

Oh, I think I've heard about that. When you're king of the road, some idiot on a 2-wheeled vehicle should fear your wrath and respect your ability to obstruct their path, whether or not you're actually moving forward in your vehicle. :D

[RUFFLZ]

bumping this
I was driving on 680-n last night when this doucher decides to go 65 in carpool w/ absolutely nobody in front of him; mind you he was in his donk of a cadillac on horrendous 22's.
I proceed to tail, then flash him after not moving out of the way after about a minute or so.
I change lanes to pass him, then this fag decided to match my speed all of a sudden so I couldn't pass him
Dropped it into 4th(was driving my sister's gti) and cut him off.

total asshole man.

[obes]

lol!