What would you do?????

[e30mpg]

I have a neighbor that drives a POS Honda Accord and unfortunately he park next to me. Every time i come out i see a door dings here and door dings there. My doors once was smooth like a baby butt but now it look like a High school kid with acne problems.

I have an urge to install a cctv to monitor this fucker and i have an urge to whack his ass over the head with my left control arms with the M3 offset bushing.....but i am trying to work on my anger problem.

What would a member's would do in my situations?

[als88]

Tape a pillow to your door

[Aleman]

I would try to park in a spot away from the douchebag's favorite places. If your parking spots are assigned, park off-center in your spot, making as much space between your car & his as is reasonably possible. If that doesn't work, hire some car thief chop shop guys to come remove his doors during the night.

[e30mpg]

Tape a pillow to your door

full. queen or king?

[e30mpg]

I would try to park in a spot away from the douchebag's favorite places. If your parking spots are assigned, park off-center in your spot, making as much space between your car & his as is reasonably possible. If that doesn't work, hire some car thief chop shop guys to come remove his doors during the night.

i have assigned parking and i try to park plenty from his car. fucking hate people fucks.

[als88]

full. queen or king?

Gotta go big with the king.

[matthugie]

Park so close to his driver's side door that he has to get in from the passenger side.

[LJ851]

Glue a row of dildos down the side of your car.

[e30mpg]

Glue a row of dildos down the side of your car.

i'm not at that level yet

[Swanny]

[GrandRoyaL]

http://www.amazon.com/Park-Smart-Hanging-Door-Guard/dp/B0006MWPW8

+ camera ...

[MR E30 325is]

Confront him?

This works for me. A verbal 'warning' could be just enough to make him considerate about not dinging your doors.

If that doesnt work, an ass kicking is always an excellent way to teach a lesson.

[e30mpg]

Confront him?

This works for me. A verbal 'warning' could be just enough to make him considerate about not dinging your doors.

If that doesnt work, an ass kicking is always an excellent way to teach a lesson.

he doesn't speak Englash

[Swanny]

[Herr Faust Schinken]

make him pay for PDR and if that doesn't work, kill him