What would you do?????

[Stanley Rockafella]

park so close to his driver's side door that he has to get in from the passenger side.

+1

[ky0u]

Park so close to his driver's side door that he has to get in from the passenger side.

I wouldn't do anything passive aggressive like that. It rarely changes anything, plus he'd probably just retaliate.

http://www.amazon.com/Park-Smart-Han.../dp/B0006MWPW8

+ camera ...

Agree with this. Camera would be your best bet. Then you have proof and can use it to make him pay for repairs

[Roysneon]

Confront him?

This works for me. A verbal 'warning' could be just enough to make him considerate about not dinging your doors.

If that doesnt work, an ass kicking is always an excellent way to teach a lesson.

This. He has to speak enough English to be able to understand that you don't want your property damaged.

Good ol' ass kicking is pretty universal as well. Where is he from?

[Exodus_2pt0]

he doesn't speak Englash

Keep an eye on your car when he comes home. When he hits your car with his door, smash his door in with a shovel. That ought to bridge the communication gap.

[Skunkworks]

a simple HEY MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SEE THIS and point at the ding. I dont care if he speaks swahili he is going to get the point. Or the universal asskicking would work too.

[flyboyx]

invite him to your next gangbang. be careful though, he may try harder to bang up your shit.

[e30mpg]

I will give him 3 nice reminder and if i see if it happens again, then he's gonna be out with my left/right control arms.

[Xat1cZ]

Just give him the universal sign for "hey douchebag, if I ever see you around these parts of town again I will fuck yo shit up, then I will spray paint 'mr. glory hole' on the side of your car and I will make it super visible" . And you might also wanna ad a "biotch" there at the end.

[Exodus_2pt0]

And you might also wanna ad a "biotch" there at the end.

:20 second mark.

[xtos]

Slide a 20 in an envelope, leave it on his windshield wiper, write a note "Kind sir, thank you for not hitting my beloved door anymore."
I bet ya 20, it will work.

[mrcheezle19]

get the google translate app for you phone. works like a charm.

[slammin.e28]

Set the Honda on fire.

[10Toes]

he doesn't speak Englash

Get his ass deported back to the shit hole he came from.

http://www.ice.gov/

[be34st]

Take a dump on his hood.

[rcsoundn1]

I had this problem, caught them in the act, filed a report with the cops, and her insurance paid the bill. She never parked near me again.