D-Bag Co-worker with an E91

[ReallyDirtyThirty]

Guy I work with bought a POS E91 for his wife. Four door, with an autotragic transmission. Drove it to work today to "show it off". Now he wants to talk BMW shop with me all day and is gloating that "My BMW is better than yours because it is newer".

First world problems.

Lets not mention that that I purposely passed on buying an E91 because they're such POS's. I just find it annoying when people with more money than sense think they're the shit because they can buy a car from Car-Max.

Go DIY replace your high pressure fuel pump thats about to fail, and then I'll be impressed.

/rant

[iamsam]

So what exactly is this guy doing to you? he wanted to talk BMW with you? The only things people want to talk about here at my job is their puppies and exercising.

From your post, it actually sounds like you may be a little jealous of this E91 (watever the F an E91 is...)

[ReallyDirtyThirty]

He wants to talk "mine is newer than yours" with me. If he actually wanted to talk about cars, I would have told him to start by buying a BMW with three pedals.

[iamsam]

well, then agree with him! His car is in fact, newer than yours.


"You say your car is newer than mine? Let's see, mine is a 1987 [a guess on my part], and yours is a 2013, yep! sure is newer! Astute observation, good sir! I hope one day to develop observational abilities as refined as yours!"

[decay]

I would have told him to start by buying a BMW with three pedals.

sounds like you have your comeback.

[lambo]

Ask him which generation had the most successful DTM career then lulz heartily whilst he sobs quietly.

[ReallyDirtyThirty]

Newer does not equal better. People who constantly cock-off about their cars annoy me. If he wasn't trying to be a douche, then I'd be happy for the guy.

[pacmanE30]

such a shame...why AT? oh well, i guess the uncoordinate/lazy need some time in the driver's seat as well...on to the next!

[iamsam]

Why give him what he wants? Why give him the display of annoyance and anguish that his d-baggery is obviously causing you?

We all know that his car will depreciate in the next 15 years right past your car's appreciation, I would just laugh and agree with whatever he says, in a subtly sarcastic way.

"yep, I wish i had a car like yours so I can feel as cool as you are, but unfortunately I am stuck with this old BMW that is cheap and easy to maintain and that I don't owe more money on that it's worth..."

[decay]

dude, it's pretty simple.

he's got a different set of values that define a "good car" than yours.

brush it off.

[obes]

^ yes LOL

[E30Gus]

You should ask him how many cup holders he has to make him feel even more special.

[dannyyisntt]

Give him a BJ. That'll show him

[redsubdivisions]

E91 = wagon.

E90 = sedan.

[delatlanta1281]

I'm going to need to see pics of your car. The jury is still out until then.