D-Bag Co-worker with an E91

[GaryE30]

Give him a BJ. That'll show him

This made my day. Thanks!

[Cabriolet]

what do you drive, that makes you think your car is that much better than his?

im betting you fix more stuff this year than he does in 5 years. jus sayin'

personally i'd take an e91 even auto over my M3 or my mtech2. but i also want a touring.

[ReallyDirtyThirty]

Give him a BJ. That'll show him

R3V knows just what to say!

Its not a touring, its an E90 4-door. Typo, my bad.

[jc_e30]

Race him, and record it.

[naplesE30]

^doubt that would do much as my e90 328 would spank the shit out of my e30. And if he is talking about fuel pumps the guy got a 335. If its his wifes car the three pedal line is prob not reel relevent. Just wish him good luck on his purchase and tell him to chip it. Teach him something about his car and he wont be such a douche to you prob. Or give said blowjob.

Also e90's are not pos according to most automotive journalists, critics, and just about anyone who has driven them in comparrison with cars built and engineered in the same era. That makes you sound like the jealous little d-bag when you say that. Even though the guy does sound like a tool.

[Nick_S]

Personally, if it were me....I would have kicked him in the dick as hard as I can.

Also, pics of d-bags wife.

[jc_e30]

Ok, build it, boost it, then race him and record it. That'll show him who's dumb.

[Vivek]

what do you drive, that makes you think your car is that much better than his?

im betting you fix more stuff this year than he does in 5 years. jus sayin'

personally i'd take an e91 even auto over my M3 or my mtech2. but i also want a touring.

No you wouldn't because you could easily sell either and buy an e91, yet you haven't.

[Cabriolet]

No you wouldn't because you could easily sell either and buy an e91, yet you haven't.

the e91s go for more than 20k. so no i dont have that kind of cash

[mulletman]

the e91s go for more than 20k. so no i dont have that kind of cash

So do most E30 M3's.



You have one of those...

[einhander]

dude, it's pretty simple.

he's got a different set of values that define a "good car" than yours.

brush it off.

This.

[Farbin Kaiber]

Ask what his payment is.

/alldramalikeDAT

[Rockwool2117]

Find the biggest dildo you can, with the biggest balls. hollow out the bottom and insert and glue in a powerful magnet. As you co worker leaves shake his hand and whatnot, place dildo and take picture

[Holland]

Ask what his payment is.

/alldramalikeDAT

[agent]

Find the biggest dildo you can, with the biggest balls. hollow out the bottom and insert and glue in a powerful magnet. As you co worker leaves shake his hand and whatnot, place dildo and take picture

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