Two guys hanging around my house in an e30

[larryhoover]

next time they are there. Sneak out of the house with out seeing them. Sneak right up beside there window and pop up and say "Elian and Fidel. Que pasa hota haha! Aye man, can I clean your windshield for ya?" Then spray their windshield with a flammable substance while rambling spanglish jibberish. Then scream something indistinguishable, pull out your light, tell those putos to kiss your ass and throw the lighter on the car. While they try to put it out run away laughing. Then later shoot one of them out of your car with your ejecto seato and get the other one arrested with his boss.


But serious, let the police know whats going on.

oh man sooo good. you forgot "kiss my ass putos" when he throws the lighter.

[larryhoover]

I was wondering what Escondido looks like so I fire up the Google maps, grab that orange dork and let go. Go down two steets and wtf?
http://maps.google.com/maps?q=Escond...,12.16,,0,9.98

thats pretty damn close to my house too haha

[larryhoover]

Pics of your car?

i really dont have any. its my womans car

[larryhoover]

Find a way to get a pic that's good for positive ID, and make sure they know you have it.

Then call the cops and identify them as prowlers. If you've got a live-in lady and are willing to claim you think they were peep-showing; cops care more about potential sex offenders than they do about car thieves.

good call my man. Next time i see them, im just going to grab my phone and stand directly in the middle of the street snapping photos making it very obvious what im doing.

[Skunkworks]

its pretty simple, walk out and ask them WTF? Be prepared to back up your words.

Or call the local Law enforcement agency and talk to the watch commander, give them the same info and the plate number, ask them to run extra patrols.

[larryhoover]

im getting lo jack. i had no idea it was so cheap. its only $700... thats it. no monthly fees or anything. seems worth it when youve got over $20k that state farm doesnt give a rats ass about.

[Vivek]

Classic car insurance...declared value.

[e30construction]

next time u see them you could walk out holding the good ol 45 locked n loaded to show them whats up..always works for me.. seriously it works hehe and if not then the good ol 12 guage pump action with some 00 buckshot will always do the trick

[dvck]

at least this community is helpful, i joined the local bicycle forum to find the guy who flipped me off on his bike last week and make him apologize but i only got flamed for it.

[CabbE30]

Keep us updated. If anything does go down we can at least keep an eye out for shenanigans.

at least this community is helpful, i joined the local bicycle forum to find the guy who flipped me off on his bike last week and make him apologize but i only got flamed for it.

You're a funny mofo.

[e30lov]

I work in escondido. I think I've seen this car driving around the area before. Near auto park way. Let me know If I could be of any assistance

[cunninglinguist]

Probably just Jim Carrey looking for his E30.

[willworkfore30s]

oh man sooo good. you forgot "kiss my ass putos" when he throws the lighter.

pull out your light, tell those putos to kiss your ass and throw the lighter on the car.

[decay]

good call my man. Next time i see them, im just going to grab my phone and stand directly in the middle of the street snapping photos making it very obvious what im doing.

Not much use having a gun if you don't have the pair required to use it, bud.

[Cletonius]

Good luck OP, I have a camera on my vehicles also for this reason. Had too many windows smashed.

at least this community is helpful, i joined the local bicycle forum to find the guy who flipped me off on his bike last week and make him apologize but i only got flamed for it.

I'd say that was the appropriate response.